Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you? Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day. Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love. Husband: Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you? Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day. Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love. Husband: Well, I'm in the Pub next to that shop. hehe ...'bout 'there' me ownself GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face." "He's an a-hole," John said. "Piss on him." "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you." "Well, screw him!" said John. "I did. You're back at work on Monday." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Tull, SASS #66742 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Reminds me of the old Shelley Berman routine about the morning after the night before - - - "My tongues asleep and my teeth itch" Tull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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