Subdeacon Joe Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 *audio may not be suitable for work or youngsters. But no more so that Bob in the Enzyte commercials. Spoof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I bet Bobb is making up a special batch of ENZYTE for all his friends at Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 16, 2011 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 I bet Bobb is making up a special batch of ENZYTE for all his friends at Christmas. Hmmmm...gives a whole new meaning to 'spiking the punch' doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Branch Louie Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Ya know, they sell tens of millions of viagra and Cialas every year....but have you ever met ANYBODY that would admit they take it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Only a short-horn would be concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 16, 2011 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 LB, I don't go around asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I bet Bobb is making up a special batch of ENZYTE for all his friends at Christmas. Well Badger, ya guessed it. But I'm sendin' yew a toned down supply of Enzyte. It's not very potent, jes enuff ta keep ya from peein' on yer socks n' sandals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I hit the tree once last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Ya know, they sell tens of millions of viagra and Cialas every year....but have you ever met ANYBODY that would admit they take it? I cut em in half, used em for aw coupla years, now I dont pee on my boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 PRK Arms in Fresno CA? I wonder if the name was selected for any specific reason? (And I am in California!) EDIT: Looking at their website, I think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Beulah Land, SASS #55216 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Didn't listen or watch but DANG! a girl sure could get in trouble in this thread! If any of you singles "measure" at all, please see my previous thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 16, 2011 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 Didn't listen or watch but DANG! a girl sure could get in trouble in this thread! If any of you singles "measure" at all, please see my previous thread! It's audio only, SBL. You really should give it a listen. Should have you ROFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtwater Doc 17941 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 It ain't how long you make it, it's how make it looooonnnngggg. Ant more fallick (sic)jokes? DD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Ya know, they sell tens of millions of viagra and Cialas every year....but have you ever met ANYBODY that would admit they take it? Back in my truckin' days, a friend gave me a little blue pill. Said it worked wonders fer him and his wife. So, I put it in my jeans pocket and forgot all about it, till the wife washed my jeans....................................... Took two weeks da fold'em up ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 rotfl.. so question .. If I buy a gun there will I become a guy? Not interested.. lol.. funny.. very funny.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 I hit the tree once last year. You must have been standing on a tree limb...I don't count... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Geesh.. like any of this matters more than love, huh? lol.. holy cow a small town kid is so lost all of this.. have fun.. Good night.. and see ya tomorow on a different thread.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 It ain't how long you make it, it's how make it looooonnnngggg. Ant more fallick (sic)jokes? DD Long enough for a threesome...So I have been told...OK, so I told the story...As Willie says in his poem...It use to spring to life and watch me shave...Today it sadly hangs it head to watch me tie my shoes...In my case, it just hangs well enough not to need glasses... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 You must have been standing on a tree limb...I don't count... Texas Lizard Actually I was standing on a stump as I recall. The tree was over yonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Actually I was standing on a stump as I recall. The tree was over yonder. The truth does hurt... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 I'll admit to usin it. Keeps me from rollin out of bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 I hit the tree once last year. waz alkeehol involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted December 17, 2011 Author Share Posted December 17, 2011 By GAWD I love the Saloon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 waz alkeehol involved? Alcohol? Badger? Shirley you jest, Bobb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Actually I was standing on a stump as I recall. The tree was over yonder. There wasn't a cow involved in this scenario was there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Alcohol? Badger? Shirley you jest, Bobb. Well...I'm shore yer Elixer contains some alkeehol content... an dont call me Shirley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 NOPE, my EXLIAR does not contain alcohol. IT IS ALCOHOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 There wasn't a cow involved in this scenario was there? Not being from ranch life, some can further into something...And I'm not asking what it is all about... Texas Lizard I thought you used sheep?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 I'll admit to usin it. Keeps me from rollin out of bed. Sounds like you need a Cowgirl rider... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 I'll admit to usein' it !! When I'm finished lovin' da wife, da whole neighborhood gives out a collective sigh and lites up a smoke ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 There wasn't a cow involved in this scenario was there? Threads like this... really take their turns... don't they? Somehow's... a "stump-broke cow" has done snuck into the conversation..... And admittin' to takin' some of that... Sky-alice.... yep. I done it two years ago... because my lady-physician advised it 'cause she was worried 'bout some debilitatin' effects of a staph infection.... Ya know... that fore-warnin' they lends out in them commercials... and says... if the effects "last more than four hours, contact your physician." Well... mine lasted a day and a-half. Hell... instead of the physican... I called the local newpaper... told 'em to send a photographer.... ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Threads like this... really take their turns... don't they? Somehow's... a "stump-broke cow" has done snuck into the conversation..... And admittin' to takin' some of that... Sky-alice.... yep. I done it two years ago... because my lady-physician advised it 'cause she was worried 'bout some debilitatin' effects of a staph infection.... Ya know... that fore-warnin' they lends out in them commercials... and says... if the effects "last more than four hours, contact your physician." Well... mine lasted a day and a-half. Hell... instead of the physican... I called the local newpaper... told 'em to send a photographer.... ts Remember the three guys on the bridge...Your number one...You don't have chance... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 I'll admit to usein' it !! When I'm finished lovin' da wife, da whole neighborhood gives out a collective sigh and lites up a smoke ! ! Get off the front yard... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Get off the front yard... Texas Lizard Now I ask ya...... Whar's da fun doin' it in da back yard ? I want da neighborhood to know what a good women I got...... So I go advertisein' ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowCatcher Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Now I ask ya...... Whar's da fun doin' it in da back yard ? Variety . . sometimes you get a whole different view of things . . . . a pretty good different view . . . . SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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