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...that it is cold outside in Indian Territory!!! 12 degrees this morning!!!! <_<

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...that it is cold outside in Indian Territory!!! 12 degrees this morning!!!! dry.gif

 

 

Cry baby. That is shorts weather. Now when I lived in Oklahoma, and walked 10 miles to school in snow up to my neck...:blink:

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Cry baby. That is shorts weather. Now when I lived in Oklahoma, and walked 10 miles to school in snow up to my neck...:blink:

 

Uphill! :lol:

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...that it is cold outside in Indian Territory!!! 12 degrees this morning!!!! <_<

At least you had some degrees. I didn't have any at all. :wacko:

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Bah! When I lived in Oklahoma, it was so cold that...

 

 

... we had to chisel the dog off a fire-hydrant

 

... local pet stores were selling penguins

 

... the local flasher was caught *describing* himself to women

 

... you lit a candle and the flame froze

 

... you had to break the smoke off your chimney

 

... you had to open the fridge to heat the house

 

... after police told a robber to freeze - he did

 

... that Bill Clinton is slept with his own wife in order to keep warm

 

... local lawyers had their hands in their own pockets

 

... people were looking forward to getting a fever

 

... mailmen were watching out for polar bears

 

... you could bake a cake, set it out to cool and 5 minutes later it's frosted

 

... local prisoners were begging for the electric chair

 

... my testicles became ovaries.

 

... you'd have to jump start a reindeer

 

... Richard Simmons was seen wearing full length pants :)

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