Black Angus McPherson Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 When, quite accidentally,... Angus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 In the theatre President Lincoln leaned over and "pppptttttbbbbbbbbbb" let one rip .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Woodrow Cahill, SASS # 54363 Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 ... causing John Wilkes Booth's eyes to water and he began coughing. His pistol discharged into Mrs. Lincoln's bustle ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 The bustle being of stout construction, the lead bullet ricocheted off it,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Causin' Honest Abe to..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G. I. Tarpicker, SASS #998 Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 .....lose his mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 He never saw it coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 But in rode Robert E. Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 And asked Mrs. Lincoln "Other than that, Ma'am, how did you enjoy the play?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 "I'm still waiting for the fat lady to sing" she was heard to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G. I. Tarpicker, SASS #998 Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Meanwhile, the Lone Ranger, disguised as..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Tonto's gay brother Twinkto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Came up and whispered in Mr.Lincoln's ear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Angus McPherson Posted December 5, 2011 Author Share Posted December 5, 2011 LOL! Actually, I was thinking "...A hero, who sneezed, abruptly siezed retreat and then turned it to victory. His Medal of Honor pleased and thrilled his proud little family group. While pinning it on some blood was spilled and so it was planned he command F-TROOP!" But I gotta admit this story got me laughing. Angus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Corporal Agarn is one of us.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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