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[Red Logan #12252]

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero.....I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant..... Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

 

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque as well.....We could name one of the clubs, "The Turban Cowboy", which would be a gay bar, and the other club a topless bar called, "You Mecca Me Hot".

 

Then next door to "The Turban Cowboy", should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq O'Ribs".

 

Across the street from "You Mecca Me Hot", there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling their goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, put a liquor store called "Morehammered".

 

All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us Americans, so the mosque problem would be solved... If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan, please pass it on.....For the sake of tolerance.

[Butcher Brinkworth]

This is the wittiest post I've read in ages LOL

 

I'm going to go promote this tolerance now

[G. I. Tarpicker, SASS #998]

Go here: http://www.politesociety.com/binladenliquors_ol10%5B1%5D.swf

 

You may have to copy and paste the link.

 

GIT

[Wolfgang, SASS #53480]

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero.....I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant..... Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

 

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque as well.....We could name one of the clubs, "The Turban Cowboy", which would be a gay bar, and the other club a topless bar called, "You Mecca Me Hot".

 

Then next door to "The Turban Cowboy", should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called "Iraq O'Ribs".

 

Across the street from "You Mecca Me Hot", there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling their goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop, put a liquor store called "Morehammered".

 

All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us Americans, so the mosque problem would be solved... If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan, please pass it on.....For the sake of tolerance.

 

 

I LIKE yur attitude and yur eye-D-rrrr