Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 A gorgeous young lady meets a Marine Gunnery Sergeant in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They go back to his place. As he shows her around his apartment, she is struck by the fact that his bedroom is completely packed with literally hundreds of sweet, cuddly teddy bears which are neatly organized on three shelves running the length of the room along one wall. Small, adorable teddy bears fill the bottom shelf, cute cuddly medium-sized ones adorn the next higher shelf and Huge enormous bears are perched on the top shelf. The woman is quite surprised that a manly Marine Gunny would have such an extensive collection of teddy bears. Although she decides not to question him about it, she's actually quite impressed by this unexpected evidence of his sensitive side! After another drink, she turns to him, invitingly. They kiss softly... then again. Soon their passion overwhelms them, and she leads him quietly to the bedroom. After spending an intense night of passion with the Marine, while they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman slowly rolls toward him and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?" Our 'sensitive' Marine, stifling back a slight yawn replies: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf." :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flint McCloud 3103L Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 INCOMING...!!! Vaya con Dios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I just read that to my wife. I've never heard her stutter like that before. And I thought she had a sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I've given my wife a few stuffed animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 OMG! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runamuck, SASS #49216L Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sloe Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 I smiled and then read it to my wife. She groaned! It's definitely a guy joke. Barry Sloe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 I smiled and then read it to my wife. She groaned! It's definitely a guy joke. Barry Sloe Wildcat laughed... then punched me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 I've given my wife a few stuffed animals After somethin' like that... my woman, at gunpoint, would force me to stuff an animal in front of her. ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 After somethin' like that... my woman, at gunpoint, would force me to stuff an animal in front of her. ts And where might you be stuffin' that animal, TS??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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