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Farmers Insurance.

We are Farmers. Dump diddle ump dump dump dump dump.

Amazingly stupid. And yet...

...whenever it starts I can't help but sing along.

 

Damn them.

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Farmers Insurance.

We are Farmers. Dump diddle ump dump dump dump dump.

Amazingly stupid. And yet...

...whenever it starts I can't help but sing along.

 

Damn them.

 

But, thanks to:

 

KIA - "How Do You Like Me Now" by The Heavy

PORSCHE - "Feel So Good" by Jr. Kimbrough

5 HOUR ENERGY - "I'm So Tired" by Boo Boo Davis

 

I have been introduced to some artists that I was not that familiar with, and enjoyed listening too.

 

Tull

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Buckey Beaver sings...Brusha Brusha Brusha...with new Ipana.

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"See the USA.......in a Chevrolet"

(oops, I forgot that I'm not old enough to remember that.....Musta heard my

Dad) :lol:

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"I'd like to teach the world to sing

In perfect harmony...."

 

What product is this for? {No fair Googling the answer.}

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"I'd like to teach the world to sing

In perfect harmony...."

 

What product is this for? {No fair Googling the answer.}

 

 

 

COKE! or maybe...Pepsi......?

 

It was Coke, but some of the most entertaining commercials do not get the PRODUCT name remembered. HOw many times have you seen a great commercial - even mentioned it to your family or friends, then could not remember the product/service NAME!?

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A local drain cleaning company ran this on the radio ... for a short while.

It was sung by a couple of little kids.

 

Everybody poops.

Everybody pees.

Mom won't ya call

Mr. Rooter, please.

 

 

They've since changed it:

 

The sink's stopped up.

The toilet's running.

Mom won't ya call

Mr. Rooter plumbing.

 

Both are equally annoying.

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"Jim never asks for another cup of coffee at home"

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Brillcream a little dab will do you the girls will love to run their fingers through your hair; Brillcream a little dab will do you; use more only if you dare

Winstons smoke good like a cigarette should ...(or was it Winstons smoke true like a coffin nail do

LSMFT and they ate MILD MILD MILD

 

Dinah doesn't / Treat him right / But if he'd / Shave / Dyna-mite! / Burma-Shave

The big blue tube's / Just like Louise / You get / A thrill / From every squeeze / Burma-Shave

To change that / Shaving job / To joy / You gotta use / The real McCoy / Burma-Shave

The monkey took / One look at Jim / And threw the peanuts / Back at him / He needed / Burma-Shave

Slow down, Pa / Sakes alive / Ma missed signs / Four / And five / Burma Shave

 

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N E S T L E S,.... Nestles makes the very best, .... Chocooooo let.

 

 

Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh what a relief it is,.....

 

 

WHERE'S The BEEF!!!!!

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Stronger than dirt!!!

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"From the land of sky blue water....." Hamm's Beer :D

 

"Here's to good freinds...tonight is kinda special..." Lowenbrau :D

 

GG ~ :FlagAm:

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I can't believe I ate the WHOLE thing....

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The beer that made Milwaukee famous.

 

The King of beers.

 

The beer of Kings.

 

Ahh, yes, then there was "From the shores of Lake Cochichuate" (Carling's)

 

Here's a story I found about the old Carling Brewery:

 

One long-time Natick resident remembers when Carling Brewing was calibrating the filling machines. The cans were taken to the dump and half the town would be there waiting. The feds put a stop to that in short order.

 

 

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The beer that made Milwaukee famous.

 

The King of beers.

 

The beer of Kings.

 

Ahh, yes, then there was "From the shores of Lake Cochichuate" (Carling's)

 

Here's a story I found about the old Carling Brewery:

 

One long-time Natick resident remembers when Carling Brewing was calibrating the filling machines. The cans were taken to the dump and half the town would be there waiting. The feds put a stop to that in short order.

 

Mable! Black Lable!

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Obama - Change......

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It's what your right arm's for. John Courage Beer

 

If you've got the time, we've got the beer. Miller

 

When You're Out of Schlitz, You're Out Of Beer. Schlitz

 

Guinness Is Good For You. Guinness

 

Fresh. Smooth. Real. It's all here. Bud Light

 

Tastes great! Less filling. Miller light.

 

The Happiest Taste In Beer Today. Gunther Beer

 

Hey Mabel, Black Label. Carling Black Label

 

Here's to good friends, tonight is kind of special. Lowenbrau

 

The Friendly Beer For Modern People. Reading Beer

 

The One Beer to Have When You're Having More Than One. Schaefer

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It may be local but anyone from MA/NH at least knows...

 

1 877 Cars for Kids, K A R S cars for kids.

 

Once heard the melody is almost impossible to get out of your head.

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Stay on topic now!

 

Musical Jingles only, not slogans, or we'll be here all night. :unsure::lol: :lol:

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"Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Tootsie Roll to me!"

 

"Hershey is, the Great American, Great American Chocolate Bar!"

 

"Sometimes you feel like a nut, yeah yeah yeah: sometimes you don't."

 

"Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce: special orders don't upset us. All we ask is that you let us serve it your way."

 

(Gee, no wonder I'm so fat :blush:)

 

"Kawasaki let's the good times roll!"

 

"Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet! Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet..."

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COKE! or maybe...Pepsi......?

 

It was Coke, but some of the most entertaining commercials do not get the PRODUCT name remembered. HOw many times have you seen a great commercial - even mentioned it to your family or friends, then could not remember the product/service NAME!?

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