Shotgun Bandit Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I heard it through da Grapevine dat da Chickens flew away Saturday nite. Any sightings ???? Bandit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck D. Law, SASS #62183 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 All I can say is if I'd been in a larger vehicle, the chickens would no longer reside in Texas. They'd be trying to breath from the bottom of Lake Neely Henry in close proximity to my house. The average was better than one miss PER shooter on the friggin' chickens. Of course some hit 'em all. Personally, I helped raise the average above one. I HATE FRIGGIN' CHICKENS! If my frog had had chicken wings, he wouldn't have bumped his tail feathers and I'd have shot the sucker clean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I just hope they go FAR FAR AWAY. And no place anywhere near where I am or shoot! Dang Chickens!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Possum Skinner, SASS#60697 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I heard a whisper of a rumor that the chickens were to be replaced with horseshoes. It might have just been the wind... I like chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel "Doc" Eells Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I have cleaned the chicken stage 3 out of 3 times, I don't know what all the fuss is about! Now, what is this bout them flyin the coop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I cleaned that stage...what's the problem???? I learned how to do it....AIM!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT. ELI 35882 GUNFIGHTER Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I cleaned dem chickens...but I killed my match on the buffalos when I loaded too many rounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rance - SASS # 54090 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I cleaned that stage...what's the problem???? I learned how to do it....AIM!!!! I shot the chickens clean ... but.. How in world do ya miss a buffalo?? Yeah... I saw it happen.. with my own eyes Rance Thinkin'.. Man that was a fun match.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother King, SASS #69031 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Them friggin' chickens killed my match. 46 CLEAN? WHAT THE ****? Down the rifle...over two steps.. RELOAD? THEN the reload jammed in the gate and I shut the lever... of course it didn't shut (you idiot) but now the lever is jammed and so is the round. Once the moon came up and the stars changed, I got the lever opened and tore the skin off my index finger cramming that round in the mag tube. Over to the friggin' chickens... 1st pistol ..so good.. 2nd pistol...my Colts NEVER EVER have to go around... except on this friggin' chicken stage ...LEFT HANDED. Now that it's almost Christmas the gun finally goes off. I guess I should be thankful that it hit something that went DING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anvil Al #59168 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I tried my best to get a chicken rustling party together on Sat night. Was going to hold them for ransom. NOBODY would go in with me to do the deed. And I was really going to do it. But nobody wanted to help out. SO. Everyone that wants them gone. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE. The time was right. Did not want to be the only one in on the chicken rustling. So I just went to bed and left them there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I tried my best to get a chicken rustling party together on Sat night. Was going to hold them for ransom. NOBODY would go in with me to do the deed. And I was really going to do it. But nobody wanted to help out. SO. Everyone that wants them gone. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE. The time was right. Did not want to be the only one in on the chicken rustling. So I just went to bed and left them there. Chicken!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anvil Al #59168 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Chicken!!! Was going to hide in the cactus. Needed someone to hold the dang flah light so I did not stick them things all over me. But NO. Nobody wanted to help out. So get ready to shoot them again next year. Hope this time he hangs them all out there. THEN maybe I could get chicken rustling help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck D. Law, SASS #62183 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Average misses per stage (taking out anyone who didn't shoot every stage - leaving 393 shooters) 1 - .26 2 - .50 3 - .46 4 - .73 5 - 1.25 6 - .23 7 - .50 8 - .24 9 - .07 10 - .64 Heeeeeere chicky, chicky, chicky! I'm gonna feed youuuuuu. I promise not to chop your heaaad off. Congratulations to I. Reckon for being the fastest clean shooter with two hands on a pistol and to Possum Skinner who was the fastest to clean the match shooting pistols unsupported (and Gunfighter to boot!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Are we talking chickens or the Chicken Ranch?? If the Chicken Ranch could someone give GPS info...Just for reference of course... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowdy Buckshot Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Average misses per stage (taking out anyone who didn't shoot every stage - leaving 393 shooters) 1 - .26 2 - .50 3 - .46 4 - .73 5 - 1.25 6 - .23 7 - .50 8 - .24 9 - .07 10 - .64 Heeeeeere chicky, chicky, chicky! I'm gonna feed youuuuuu. I promise not to chop your heaaad off. Congratulations to I. Reckon for being the fastest clean shooter with two hands on a pistol and to Possum Skinner who was the fastest to clean the match shooting pistols unsupported (and Gunfighter to boot!) ACCOUNTANT.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck D. Law, SASS #62183 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 ACCOUNTANT.......... By my own admission I am....severely analytic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambush Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 This calls for Chickenman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 By my own admission I am....severely analytic. Me too, I gotta' find 2.34 seconds per stage! that was the difference between 5th and 1st in SD. Take away the 3 misses I had and it would be .864 seconds a stage. The spread between Ambush 1st, and Paladin 2nd, was .53 seconds total!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risinoutlaw Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 boc boc..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Was going to hide in the cactus. Needed someone to hold the dang flah light so I did not stick them things all over me. But NO. Nobody wanted to help out. So get ready to shoot them again next year. Hope this time he hangs them all out there. THEN maybe I could get chicken rustling help. Al!! You didn't ask me!!! Next year!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mean gun mark Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I think maybe they went to vegas to get a job at the famous chicken ranch because they sure *#@!&d me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherokee Charlie Regulator #4967 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Buck,'Are you mad at CHICKENS because they ROLLED UP THE TIDE LAST YEAR? Oooop! I wuz just funnin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olen Rugged Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 . .. The average was better than one miss PER shooter on the friggin' chickens. Of course some hit 'em all. Personally, I helped raise the average above one. I... Well Buck, I single-handedly kicked that average past the decimal point on just about every stage! I'm blaming' the altitude, what with all that elevation above the targets a flat-lander like me gets real dizzy! Nice to have met you, see you on the range somewhere. Olen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck D. Law, SASS #62183 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Buck,'Are you mad at CHICKENS because they ROLLED UP THE TIDE LAST YEAR? Oooop! I wuz just funnin'. My Alabama team (Auburn) won the national championship last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone SASS #36388 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 News Flash !!!!! I just went out to the Chicken Stage and all the Chicks are in the coop again....Not sure what happened just glad they are all home safe.. Cowboys all over the World say good things about our Chickens and we would like to say thank You.... T-Bone who is glad y'all liked stage #5 this year....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 GIT A SKILLIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 News Flash !!!!! I just went out to the Chicken Stage and all the Chicks are in the coop again....Not sure what happened just glad they are all home safe.. Cowboys all over the World say good things about our Chickens and we would like to say thank You.... T-Bone who is glad y'all liked stage #5 this year....... TBone, how's this for a Bar 3 money maker? Hold a silent auction for each chicken. Allow winners to do as they please with the varmints. Lake, cutting torch, deep hole, dynamite or place of honor. Then give an award for the person using the most novel method of destruction. I bid $20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 T-BONE I saw on another thread , you were making NEW chickens , How about the size , of the BUFFLOWS ? MAYBE , I will get a clean match then . Stage 5 got me the last 2 years , WILL try again next year . CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 yea I mist a chickun, ,,,cant complane tho,,,,,,,,,I mist the right buffolo tuu.........duh!!!!!! Cheyenne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 yea I mist a chickun, ,,,cant complane tho,,,,,,,,,I mist the right buffolo tuu.........duh!!!!!! Cheyenne I missed a whole bunch of targets, including several chickens, but even I didn't miss a buffalo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel "Doc" Eells Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 News Flash !!!!! I just went out to the Chicken Stage and all the Chicks are in the coop again....Not sure what happened just glad they are all home safe.. Cowboys all over the World say good things about our Chickens and we would like to say thank You.... T-Bone who is glad y'all liked stage #5 this year....... Where had they been? I was startin to get worried, I like the chickens! Sure am glad they are back in there home coop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I don't see all the FUSS about the Chickens I hit all of them!!! Just gotta slow down a hair and AIM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I don't see all the FUSS about the Chickens I hit all of them!!! Just gotta slow down a hair and AIM!!! I tried that, and that left one jumped out of the way...twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tonic Kid, SASS #70340 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 TBone, how's this for a Bar 3 money maker? Hold a silent auction for each chicken. Allow winners to do as they please with the varmints. Lake, cutting torch, deep hole, dynamite or place of honor. This is the best idea I've heard so far! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck D. Law, SASS #62183 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I don't see all the FUSS about the Chickens I hit all of them!!! Just gotta slow down a hair and AIM!!! Let's see. I shot nine stages averaging 23.44 seconds per stage. I shot the FRICKIN' CHICKENS in 32.56 (9.12 seconds slower) and STILL had two misses (only two in the match ). Now, I want to make certain that nobody misunderstands me: In spite of the FRICKIN' CHICKENS, Comin' at Cha is a FRICKIN' GOOD TIME! and I can only blame myself for missing the FRICKIN' CHICKENS! Here is it in all its glory (or not) A better stage - pistols two positions: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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