Joke for The Day

[Persuader, SASS # 74492]

Thought everyone would enjoy this one.

 

Subject: 1040 Tax Form:

The IRS sent my 1040 tax form back. AGAIN!!! In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?" I replied; '12.6 million illegal immigrants, 23 million crack heads, 42 million unemployed people, 2 million people in over 243 prisons, 535 more in the U.S. House and Senate, and one big jackass in the White House'. Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

[Hacker, SASS #55963]

It is a good one, but a repeat. With a small improvement about the jackass.

Of course it left out all the judges. Lets keep this an equal opportunity insult.

It has non government dependents, legislative morons, the executive moron so lets add the judicial morons.

[Chili Ron]

Now there ya go again,

Its not nice to insult morons like thet there.

Best

CR

 

 

 

(i figgure thisis gettin pulled anyhow...he he)

[Hacker, SASS #55963]

CR you mean there are good morons?

[Clueless Bob]

A friend sent me this the other day...

Politicians are like diapers. They have to be changed frequently for the same reason.

[Hacker, SASS #55963]

CB, Diapers get filled. Politicians are full to start with. Most of em.....99%

[Clueless Bob]

That should have both need to be change for the same reason.

[Yukon Jack Hammer, SASS #8951]

Diapers and politicians need to be changed frequently.

And for the same reason - Mark Twain

[Buffalo Creek Law Dog]

We just received our new tax form for the year 2011, it's only two lines:

 

1. How much money did you make in 2011 $_________

 

2. Send it.

[Aces Full Sam Dove]

It is my opinion, that the vast majority of people reading this post,

agree, the 'government' has lost touch with reality.

 

So, if you agree,

What ARE You Doing about IT !

 

To be effective:

Start Local, Your Town or Township elected officials.

IF They don't do their job, WORK, Campaign for the 'other guy',

Get out and go door to door. Or what ever it takes !

 

Next, work on your State Representatives,

Again, if they have proven to be lairs, and money grubbers,

WORK, Campaign for the, 'other guy/gal'.

 

Next, work on your Federal Representatives,

Same thing !

 

This takes time, and EFFORT.

 

Perhaps it will even take, YOU

running for that position !!!!!

 

That is EXACTLY, what the 'voted' Representative wants,

for you to, DO NOTHING.

Because they will do WHATEVER they want, because they KNOW,

you will DO nothing !!!!!!!

 

Oh sure, you grouse, complain, preach to the choir, etc,

but that does NOT change things !!!!!!!

 

The most Fearsome thing a 'elected' official can hear is:

"You will be voted OUT of Office".

 

A-Yep, it's gonna mean:

a take out pizza one time less this week,

a couple of beers less a week,

a couple of hours off this 'wire' a week,

Etc., Etc., Etc.,

 

How may of you have written a letter to:

The President of the United States,

Your Representative & Senator for the Federal Government,

Your State, Representative & Senator,

Your County Commissioners,

Your Town or Township, Council members.

Regardless if they, or you,

are a Republican or Democrat, or Independent.

 

That is: "Write A Letter"

Not, a 'e-mail' - Not, a 'postcard'

Not, a 'can' letter which was written by someone else.

 

Write your, OWN Letter.

do not parrot, what someone else has said,

MAKE THE EFFORT - It's YOUR Freedom.

 

Be ABSOLUTELY Polite !!!

Regardless of how you feel.

(A Threatening, un-polite, letter

will do 1000 times more harm than good).

 

DO Mention, that you WILL, campaign against,

any elected official, that you feel does Not represent you.

 

A unique letter, in your own words,

is a VERY Powerful Statement to a elected official.

 

If you have done that, GREAT.

 

If you haven't, then DO IT !

 

If you don't want to do it,

If your pizza, night out, movie, beer, etc.,

is worth more to you, than your FREEDOM.

 

Well then, as Gilda Radner often said: "Never Mind".

[Brasspounder]

How about this?

 

 

*Congressional Reform Act of 2011*

 

1. No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman collects a salary while in office

and receives no pay when they are out of office.

 

2. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security. All

funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security

system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system,

and Congress participates with the American people. It may not be used for

any other purpose.

 

3. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans

do.

 

4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay

will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.

 

5. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the

same health care system as the American people.

 

6. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American

people.

 

7. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective

1/1/12.

 

The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen. Congressmen

made all these contracts for themselves. Serving in Congress is an honor,

not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours

should serve their term(s), then go home and back to work.

 

If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only take

three days for most people (in the U.S.) to receive the message. Maybe it is

time.

 

THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!!!!!

 

These proposed rules were are still on the WhiteHouse offical site as

a citizen initiative and would be presented to congress if

enough people signed. There were about 30 signatures--3000 or something needed.