Shooting Bull Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Just carry a pouch full of beans and a couple doses of Ex-Lax in pockets of drop flap pants. Upon sighting a bear, consume both. Turn around and run. Now you normally can't outrun a bear, but after the previous instruction, the bear coming after you won't be able to get any traction. He'll just be slippin' 'n slidin'! If'n I was bein' chased by a bear, I probably wouldn't need the beans or Ex-Lax to leave that particular kind of trail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 My ancestors made a deal with the bears...they stay in the woods, we stay in houses. They made a similar deal with sharks...sharks stay in the water, we stay on land. You will not find me swimming in an ocean. So far both parties have honored the agreement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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