lickskillet charlie Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Birdgun, I'll furnish the water'n trough and help with the dunking.OK who's brave enough to join the Babtist Catagory. LSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 LSC if you'll build the dunk tank deep enough, I'll help hold them under. With all that hot air, they are bound to float. My mama told me to never trust a spiritual leader who can't dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Wolf , SASS# 29424L Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 No blackpower. On Holy Smokeless--cause the Holy Ghost can't be seen either. Shooter needs to have a Bible on their person for Bible Thumpin' (some spotters need thumpin'). No crossdraw holsters--they lead to dancin'! No cussin', drinkin', or card playin' either! No participant can shoot in the Baptist category until they've been completely dunked under the water by a duly ordained NAR club officer....need a water trough deep enough for dunkin' folks. All SASS rules are left to the individual interpretation of each Baptist Category shooter. After each clean stage, the shooter is to holler, "AMEN!" A clean match requires a shout of HALLELUJAH!! Are ya talking old time fundamental Baptist? Well..if'n so you have to use blackpowder to meet the old ways. I was thinking current Southern Baptist Convention. I guess though it depends on your interpretation of the rules. Blue(who's thinking Birdgun may be handling copperheads)Wolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 LSC if you'll build the dunk tank deep enough, I'll help hold them under. With all that hot air, they are bound to float. My mama told me to never trust a spiritual leader who can't dance. Your mama also told you not to harbor midgets....but there you go providing shelter and who knows what all to LSC's ex-wife Bertha. A bible toten' lawman convalescing with a midget....what is the world coming to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Your mama also told you not to harbor midgets....but there you go providing shelter and who knows what all to LSC's ex-wife Bertha. A bible toten' lawman convalescing with a midget....what is the world coming to? I am running a Battering Altitude Disadvantaged Wife shelter. Also known as B.A.D. Wife. It's for short wives who beat up their husbands and anybody else who don't like it. With all that Obama money floating around, I figured I'd get my piece of the pie while I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I am running a Battering Altitude Disadvantaged Wife shelter. Also known as B.A.D. Wife. It's for short wives who beat up their husbands and anybody else who don't like it. With all that Obama money floating around, I figured I'd get my piece of the pie while I could. Now that's funny BLB If'n you get enough Obama money be you could use some of to buy some bigger rats for Cherokee Gun Club...those ones you've been using look a mite underfed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holiday Hayes SASS#39,336 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Blue Wolf, I'm with you. Gotta have the Holy Black in a true bible beleivin', Bible thumpin' Baptist Category. Might make a New King James version of the Baptist Category for them non-smokey type shooters, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Now that's funny BLB If'n you get enough Obama money be you could use some of to buy some bigger rats for Cherokee Gun Club...those ones you've been using look a mite underfed!! The hotter it gets, the more you'll appreciate them small light targets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Wolf , SASS# 29424L Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Blue Wolf, I'm with you. Gotta have the Holy Black in a true bible beleivin', Bible thumpin' Baptist Category. Might make a New King James version of the Baptist Category for them non-smokey type shooters, though. Amen, Brother. Now, I wonder what happened to Birdgun? Must have got caught up in that no smoke fog in his head. The NAR web site is having issues. Tech support is working on it. If anyone wants an application email or PM me your email and I'll send it. BW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Also for the Baptist Category: - No cavortin' with sportin' women! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Also for the Baptist Category: At the end of each Match, we'll have an invitation (sung to an appropriate hymn like "Just As I Am") for all the wayward and backsliddin' to come forward, repent of the wayward ways, and join the Baptist Category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holiday Hayes SASS#39,336 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 What's wrong with Sportin' wimmen? That need salvation too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 What's wrong with Sportin' wimmen? That need salvation too! It's the cavortin' that'll lead you astray son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 No Dancing? No Drinking? No Card playin? No cavorting with Sportin' Women? I sure am glad I was raised Methodist. We salute the pleasures in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holiday Hayes SASS#39,336 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 It's hard to cavort while shootin'. That being said I twern't planning on cavortin' with 'em, just "witness" to 'em fer awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherokee Charlie Regulator #4967 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Wait a minute--------I think I'm Baptist--------------------------but---but---but Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holiday Hayes SASS#39,336 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Well, there are are Baptists and then there are BAPTISTS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Birdhun must be one of them Fundamentalists. Us Moderates are allowed to square dance; just can't let on we know one another at the liquor store! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherokee Charlie Regulator #4967 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Thank you Kajun------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Missing another shoot this morning. Wasn't going to shoot, but I was going to see friends, watch the shoot and maybe run the loading or unloading table. Wife woke me up at 4:30 this morning saying she didn't feel well, so I'm here at home with her today. I'll try again next month - haven't been to a shoot since Jan 1st. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holiday Hayes SASS#39,336 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Hope she gets to feeling better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 I'll pass that on to her, Holiday. Thankee kindly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Bama Red, we were lookin' forward to seein' you today and you were missed. But ya done right stayin' with the missis when she's feelin' poorly. Tell her we've got her in our prayers and hopin' she get better real soon! God bless, Birdgun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherokee Charlie Regulator #4967 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Prayers up for your Missus Bama Red----a speedy recovery is requested. Ya dun good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Thanks, boys. I knew it was the right thing to do , but I sure wanted to go to that shoot. Ah, well - next month! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 No Drinkin'! Here's why! http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4124/4951270370_9237ee086f_o.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Quigley SASS #32802 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 If them are the lips I'd have to kiss on then I say PASS THE BOTTLE!! Woooo weee!! Some of them sour pusses look like they been suckin lemons for years!! Can I get a seegar to go with that bottle of who hit John? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Missing another shoot this morning. Wasn't going to shoot, but I was going to see friends, watch the shoot and maybe run the loading or unloading table. Wife woke me up at 4:30 this morning saying she didn't feel well, so I'm here at home with her today. I'll try again next month - haven't been to a shoot since Jan 1st. ...your a good man Bama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I'd need a good stiff drink to kiss one of them prunes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Wolf , SASS# 29424L Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 If them are the lips I'd have to kiss on then I say PASS THE BOTTLE!! Woooo weee!! Some of them sour pusses look like they been suckin lemons for years!! Can I get a seegar to go with that bottle of who hit John? Quigley, Now that's somebody's Momma ya talking 'bout there. BTW, I'm sorry I had to beat ya and Holiday but............ I just couldn't help myself atall. Ambush applications are coming in. Now, don't forget we have a late fee after September 1st. BW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lickskillet charlie Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Holiday i can't believe you and Quigley left the back door open again and let Blue Wolf slip in and snatch 1st place and a clean match from ya.Ya'll better get ya gamer britch's on or hire a hit man.CC can refer ya to one. HE HE HE LSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Holiday i can't believe you and Quigley left the back door open again and let Blue Wolf slip in and snatch 1st place and a clean match from ya.Ya'll better get ya gamer britch's on or hire a hit man.CC can refer ya to one. HE HE HE LSC LSC I knowed you'd come out of your hole and raise your ugly head above water pretty soon....caught up wif ya over in the Wahr part of this here board. I don't have all my plans yet but I might be able to make Comin At Cha this year...I think you said some of you Alabama pards were gonna be there as well. Of course I'll be over at Ambush to harass and generally cause trouble and maybe shoot at a few steel targets. If'n I don't touch the hard cider too much I mightn actually hit one of them there targets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holiday Hayes SASS#39,336 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Apparently there is an ugly rumor going around that Blue Wolf beat me. That is is an u-truth. He completely WHUUUPPED me! On the first stage I apparently forgot how to aim. On the last I apparently forgot how to count. Oh, well. There is something to be said about being slower than a turtle in winter, right Blue Wolf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Wolf , SASS# 29424L Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 LSC I knowed you'd come out of your hole and raise your ugly head above water pretty soon....caught up wif ya over in the Wahr part of this here board. I don't have all my plans yet but I might be able to make Comin At Cha this year...I think you said some of you Alabama pards were gonna be there as well. Of course I'll be over at Ambush to harass and generally cause trouble and maybe shoot at a few steel targets. If'n I don't touch the hard cider too much I mightn actually hit one of them there targets. KK, I heard the targets talking the other day, they was saying something about if you come they will have it easy. Said something 'bout you and LSC couldn't hit 'em to well. Said it'll be a vacation til I show up. Still looking for your application LSC wants to know your category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Apparently there is an ugly rumor going around that Blue Wolf beat me. That is is an u-truth. He completely WHUUUPPED me! On the first stage I apparently forgot how to aim. On the last I apparently forgot how to count. Oh, well. There is something to be said about being slower than a turtle in winter, right Blue Wolf? I'm prayin' for Quigley, Blue Wolf, and Holiday Hayes return from the Dark Side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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