Sneaky Gun Runner SASS 79775 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 You're gonna love this one. Wife got this last night. FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION INTELLIGENCE FIELD UNIT J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,NW WASHINGTON,D.C. ATTN: BENEFICIARY I AM SPECIAL AGENT JOHN EDWARD FROM THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) INTELLIGENCE UNIT, WE HAVE JUST INTERCEPTED AND IMPOUNDED TWO CONSIGNMENT BOXES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NEW YORK, AND WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF MOVING IT TO OUR BUREAU HEAD QUARTERS. FURTHERMORE, WE HAVE SCANNED THE SAID BOXES, AND FOUND IT TO CONTAIN LARGE SUM OF MONEY AND ALSO BACKUP DOCUMENT WHICH BEARS YOUR NAME AS THE RECEIVER OF THE MONEY CONTAINED IN THE BOXES, INVESTIGATIONS CARRIED OUT ON THE DIPLOMAT WHICH ACCOMPANIED THE BOXES INTO THE UNITED STATES HAS IT THAT HE WAS TO DELIVER THIS FUNDS TO YOUR RESIDENCE AS PAYMENT WHICH WAS DUE TO YOU FROM FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA THROUGH SECURITY COMPANY IN UNITED KINGDOM. MEANWHILE, WE CROSS-CHECKED ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTS IN THE BOXES, AND WE ARE ABOUT TO RELEASE THE CONSIGNMENT TO THE DIPLOMAT WHEN WE FOUND OUT THAT THE BOXES ARE LACKING ONE VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENT WHICH AS A RESULT, THE BOXES HAS BEEN CONFISCATED. ACCORDING TO SECTION 229 SUBSECTION 31 OF THE 2005 AMENDED CONSTITUTION IN TAX PAYMENT, YOUR CONSIGNMENT LACKS PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE FROM THE JOINT TEAM OF THE IRS AND HOMELAND SECURITY, AND THEREFORE, YOU MUST CONTACT US FOR DIRECTION ON HOW TO PROCURE THIS CERTIFICATE SO THAT YOU CAN BE RELIEVED OF THE CHARGES OF EVADING TAX WHICH IS A PUNISHABLE OFFENSE UNDER SECTION 12 SUBSECTION 441 OF TAXATION LAW ON TAX EVASION. YOU ARE REQUIRED TO CONTACT THIS BUREAU WITHIN 72HOURS, OR YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED IN THE COURT OF LAW FOR MONEY LAUNDERING. ALSO, YOU ARE INSTRUCTED TO DESIST FNROM FURTHER CONTACT WITH ANY BANK(S) OR PERSON(S) IN NIGERIA OR UNITED KINGDOM OR ANY PART OF THE WORLD REGARDING THIS PAYMENT, BECAUSE YOUR PAYMENT HAS BEEN IMPOUNDED BY THIS BUREAU HERE IN THE UNITED STATES. YOURS IN SERVICE, AGENT JOHN EDWARD REGIONAL DEPUTY-DIRECTOR FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION INTELLIGENCE FIELD UNIT J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,NW WASHINGTON,D.C. 20535-0001,USA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I hope she likes McAlester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 So, when she goes on the lam from the Feds, is she taking you, or will you just slow her down!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit Bull Tex Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Grab all that money and go hide on the cowboy ranges all over the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Now wait a dadburn second................... I got one of dem thingers too.... Maybe we are in cohoots or somethin' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Marvel Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 You might consider contacting your local regional office. Since the boogers are attempting to impersonate Federal Officers, said agency might want to play.... or not. yhs prof marvel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahoo Kid Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Agent James T. Burton wants to send me $10.5 million but needs personal info from me. What do you think? He must be okay right? Says he's a federal agent??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlin Buckhorn,SASS 51727 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I am from the government and I am here to help! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Are you going to turn her in for the reward? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Federal Bureau of Investigation J. Edgar Hoover Building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA RE: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjuction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favour accordingly. It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay.Having said all this, we will further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all level. In addendum, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the xecutive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Prof. Chukwuma Soludo along with some of the top officials of the Ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office. We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00 (Eight millionunited states dollars), but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before the go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank informations which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that was the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigations. They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to this irregularities so that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And should incase you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below informations accordingly: NAME: PROF. CHUKWUMA SOLUDO OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,Central Business District,Cadastral Zone,Abuja, Federal Capital Territory,Nigeria. TEL: 234-802-368-7555234-803-836-6048 Email: info@centralbankingng.org NOTE:In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above official email address and phone numbers should not be replied to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the Central Bank office immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to you payment file as directed so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly. Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary informations which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly. All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don't have anything to worry about. All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time, will want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out. Should in case you need any more informations in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter. Best Regards, Robert S. Mueller III Federal Bureau of Investigation J. Edgar Hoover Building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001 USA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Dang, ats better than LOTO.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Dead give away in the first sentence, everybody knows FBI and intellegince don't go together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Does the FBI have any agents that are not Special? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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