Subdeacon Joe Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 "Californian to Texan" CALIFORNIA.......................................TEXAS Arsenal of Weapons...........................Gun Collection Delicate Wetlands...............................Swamp Undocumented Worker........................Illegal Alien Cruelty-Free Materials..........................Synthetic Fiber Assault and Battery..............................Attitude Adjustment Heavily Armed.......................................Well-protected Narrow-minded.....................................Righteous Taxes or Your Fair Share.......................Coerced Theft Commonsense Gun Control...................Gun Confiscation Plot Illegal Hazardous Explosives..................Fireworks for Stump Removal Equal Access to Opportunity...................Socialism Multicultural Community...........................High Crime Area Fairness or Social Progress......................Marxism Upper Class or "The Rich ".......................Self-Employed Progressive, Change................................Big Government Scheme Homeless or Disadvantaged.....................Bums or Welfare Leeches Sniper Rifle................................................Scoped Deer Rifle Investment For the Future.........................Higher Taxes Healthcare Reform......................................Socialized Medicine Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater..................Conservative Truants........................................................Homeschoolers Victim or Oppressed.....................................Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing High Capacity Magazine................................Standard Capacity Magazine Religious Zealot.............................................Church-going Reintroduced Wolves.....................................Sheep and Elk Killers Fair Trade Coffee............................................Overpriced Yuppie Coffee Exploiters or "The Rich "..................................Employed or Land Owner The Gun Lobby................................................NRA Members Assault Weapon..............................................Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine) Fiscal Stimulus..................................................New Taxes and Higher Taxes Same Sex Marriage..........................................Legalized Perversion Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting.......................Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs Is that more clear now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Phil DeGrave SASS #55202 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Though I live in California, I musta been borned in Texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Phil Peeno #50923 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Female........Darling or Sweetheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Ears Wilson, SASS #77948 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 So true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 12, 2011 Author Share Posted October 12, 2011 Though I live in California, I musta been borned in Texas. I think that this really may be the Frisconian dialect rather than pure Californian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Foolery U.S.M. #2348 Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Though I live in California, I musta been borned in Texas. DITTO HERE TF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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