Red Logan #12252 Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 An old couple were married for many years, even though they never got along. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!' Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had him in a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?' The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And you know men won't ask for directions.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Too funny !! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Notice how women always have to make things more difficult for the man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Notice how women always have to make things more difficult for the man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Notice how women always have to make things more difficult for the man? Yup.........bout da time ya tank ya gotta'em figured out....................... Dey let ya have it.........right square between da.......................................EYES !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 No need to put on a hijab, Meg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 No need to put on a hijab, Meg. haha I get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 haha I get it. I've never been quite sure just what that emoticon is supposed to be. Half the time it looks like someone wearing a hijab, the other half it looks like someone looking out the little slot in the door of a speakeasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 I've never been quite sure just what that emoticon is supposed to be. Half the time it looks like someone wearing a hijab, the other half it looks like someone looking out the little slot in the door of a speakeasy. Speakeasy, uh...... I likes dat one !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 I've never been quite sure just what that emoticon is supposed to be. Half the time it looks like someone wearing a hijab, the other half it looks like someone looking out the little slot in the door of a speakeasy. I like the idea of a speakeasy! I believe it is suppose to be the evil eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 I like the idea of a speakeasy! I believe it is suppose to be the evil eye. Ah! Might could be. But such pretty eyes as yours could NEVER be evil.. Hmmm...maybe you know. A few blogs I read a lot have people using XD a lot in their posts. Now, I'm pretty sure they aren't talking about something like the Springfield XD line, so what the heck is XD supposed to be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Urbandictionary says that XD is supposed to be a laughing face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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