Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.... And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health . Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of sh##. There is no need tothank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 That has always been my philosophy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wimpy Hank Yoho Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.... And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health . Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of sh##. There is no need tothank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service! A BIG Thumbs Up !!!!! ( I knew I had a GOOD Reason Fir' Dinkin' !! Ha, Ha) THANKS Gunner, I Needed That !!! WHY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 All right then, I enjoy my wine but my questions is why are my eyes brown then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 All right then, I enjoy my wine but my questions is why are my eyes brown then? Because you inherited at least one dominant (brown) gene for eye color from one or both of your parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Because you inherited at least one dominant (brown) gene for eye color from one or both of your parents. I was always told by my friends I was so full of it my eyes were brown. Now I know the real truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bo bean 61280 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 your eyes are not brown they are sexy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Or, to quote the great W.C. Fields, "I don't drink water, fish #*!% in it!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denver Don Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 :lol: thats a good reason to to drinking and i have another good reason: I have a few god reasons for drinking and one has just entered my head. if a man can't Drink while he's livin. How the Heck can Ya Drink when Your Dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Ben Franklin did not say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Another reason to drink wine, beer and such. Its called the Buffalo Theory. Wolves will follow a herd of buffs and kill the sick, old, and weak buffalo. This makes the herd stronger as only the strong survive. We know alcohol kills off brain cells... attacking the weak, and sick brain cells, making our brain stronger.. Thus we become smarter!!! Makes sense to me............. Tascosa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Ben Franklin did not say that. Yep ole Ben didn't even know what a bacterium was but I'm convinced if he'ed known he would have said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 your eyes are not brown they are sexy Oh Bo We will probably be up 5 Dogs way for the next shoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Lemme see if I understand all that I don't know about this statement. IF I drink beer and wine, and I certainly would never do that, my eyes will turn brown? Ben Franklin said so? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Lemme see if I understand all that I don't know about this statement. IF I drink beer and wine, and I certainly would never do that, my eyes will turn brown? Ben Franklin said so? Yep, then yer eyes will match yer undies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Yep, then yer eyes will match yer undies. I wear camo undies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EL NEGRO GATO #8178 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 I was wondering why I drink whiskey with a splash of water over ice ENG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 All right then, I enjoy my wine but my questions is why are my eyes brown then? Yur so FUNNY .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grouchy Greg, SASS#71981 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Water rusts iron and sinks battleships! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 1 Tim 5:23 "Drink no longer (only) water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities." Prov. 36:1 "Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts." Ecclesiastcus 31:27 "Wine is as good as life to a man, if it be drunk moderately: what life is then to a man that is without wine? for it was made to make men glad." Ecclesiastes 9:7 "Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Hands SASS #8247 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 "Ben Franklin did not say that." Apparently 'ol Ben was quite the womanizer. Young, old, it didn't matter to him. When asked about the variety in age of the skirts he chased, he is reported to have replied, "all cats are grey in the dark." Now, I'm not old enought to definitely state "Ben Franklin did not say that", but I wouldn't be surprized if he had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted September 27, 2011 Author Share Posted September 27, 2011 Ben said it - just that nobody heard it GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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