J-BAR #18287 Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 I was watching "The Comancheros"... Capt. Jake was taking Paul Regret off the boat. My wife came home and changed the channel to "Dancing With The Stars." Dang. I'm a good housebroken husband. I know the movie is on DVD, but geez....
Denver Don Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 I was watching "The Comancheros"... Capt. Jake was taking Paul Regret off the boat. My wife came home and changed the channel to "Dancing With The Stars." Dang. I'm a good housebroken husband. I know the movie is on DVD, but geez.... :lol: makes me wonder if our wives is related ... :lol:
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 Yer plaque is in the mail, it's from the girls on the "View"
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 J-BAR If you make too much of a fuss , you will be sleeping on the SOFA . And maybe have to do your own cooking Best part of VALOR is to pick , what you can WIN CB
Harvey Mushman Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 It's all in how ya market it to yer spouse. Ya gotta show the wife the scene where the Duke "lifts" Natalie Woods ( ) over his head - a real dance move, not to mention the earlier wedding hoedown! Harvey PS: It worked for five minutes, anyway......and I guess Chaz was ok too.
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 I have five TVs... Problem solved.
J.D.Ironsmith Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 Plague he&&... what you need is just a big chunk of wood (like a club)... of course this is comeing from someone on their third marriage...(and with each one I guess I get less tolerant) to each his own I guess.
Deja Vous Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 I was watching "The Comancheros"... Capt. Jake was taking Paul Regret off the boat. My wife came home and changed the channel to "Dancing With The Stars." Dang. I'm a good housebroken husband. I know the movie is on DVD, but geez.... Jbars.. your deserve one for watching Chaz.. lol..
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 J-, you need to man up. Get up, hitch up your britches, look at her and say, "Honey, can I get you anything while I'm up?"
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 You make too much money. Everyone below the poverty level has two tvs.
Grizzly Dave Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 That's what the TV and DVD player in the den / study / man room / kitchen / shop / whatever is for. I saw a preview for dancing with the stars, I never heard of any of them.
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 Well, according to the Boston Globe this morning, some new research shows that domesticated males (those who agree to the wife's demands for housework sharing, child rearing help, etc.) end up with reduced levels of testosterone.... And we all know what that leads to....... Stand up for your Natural role, or wither and die....... LL
Irish Tom Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 J-Bar. I understand your wife taking charge of the TV, but are you saying you actually watched Dancing with the Stars???
Red Logan #12252 Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 Is a vacation in Aruba in the works???
J-BAR #18287 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Posted September 20, 2011 J-Bar. I understand your wife taking charge of the TV, but are you saying you actually watched Dancing with the Stars??? I retired to my cave and reloaded some blackpowder ammo. Same as I do when "Project Runway" comes on...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 Hey J-Bar, Is Chaz dancing with a man or another woman? Just curious. It's time to go to Walmart and get another TV.
J-BAR #18287 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Posted September 20, 2011 Hey J-Bar, Is Chaz dancing with a man or another woman? Just curious. I dunno...I'm NOT curious!!
Dogmeat Dad, SASS #48563L Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 J-, It could be a LOT worse, she could make you TAKE DANCE LESSONS. (Don't ask me how I know this!) Anyway, I find that DWTS is a perfect opportunity to share quality time with my wife. She watches the show, and I sit next to her inspecting and priming brass. Wife: Didn't they do a great job on the waltz? Me: Saying: Yep, sure did. (Thinking: I wonder how many Winchester 38's I have in this bucket?) Wife: I think (Enter Unknown Celebrity Name) has a good chance of making it through to the final. Me: Saying: Probably, but what about (Enter Unknown Celebrity Name), They did pretty well too. (Thinking: I hope I have enough primers for the next couple of matches) Nothing Like Quality Time Together! Dogmeat (You've got to earn that kind of name!) Dad P.S. Note to self, Buy a nicer couch, it's going to be a loooong season!
Noz Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 I dunno fellows, Hope Solo is something to see. USA Women's World Cup Soccer goalie. Bigger muscles and in better shape than her pro dancing partner. Chaz actually did rather well and is dancing with a gorgeous chick. In every team there is a good looking woman. Reason enough to show your indignation at being forced to watch pretty women.
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 J-, It could be a LOT worse, she could make you TAKE DANCE LESSONS. (Don't ask me how I know this!) Anyway, I find that DWTS is a perfect opportunity to share quality time with my wife. She watches the show, and I sit next to her inspecting and priming brass. Wife: Didn't they do a great job on the waltz? Me: Saying: Yep, sure did. (Thinking: I wonder how many Winchester 38's I have in this bucket?) Wife: I think (Enter Unknown Celebrity Name) has a good chance of making it through to the final. Me: Saying: Probably, but what about (Enter Unknown Celebrity Name), They did pretty well too. (Thinking: I hope I have enough primers for the next couple of matches) Nothing Like Quality Time Together! Dogmeat (You've got to earn that kind of name!) Dad P.S. Note to self, Buy a nicer couch, it's going to be a loooong season! :lol:
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 Dang J! Don't you have more than one TV? Hubby and I NEVER watch the same thing in the same room. Sometimes we do watch Pawn Stars at the same time in separate rooms. Regards, Allie "who wouldn't have remained married for 39 years and nine months with only one TV in the house" Mo PS Dogmeat, how did she get you to take dance lessons? Please, if you are at the Convention (I thought you wrote that you are going), introduce me to her. We've got to talk.
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 I have five TVs... Problem solved. OMG! My kinda man! We're tied.
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted September 20, 2011 Posted September 20, 2011 PS Before anyone thinks I'm strange, let me tell you where the TVs are. We already know all about Okie. Sewing/Ironing/Computer/Guest Room Master Bedroom (no comments please ) Front Parlor (Victorian term for Living Room) Kitchen/Dining area (TV visible from both) Game Room AKA Gun Smithing Room (he also has a huge workshop with no TV; but, uses this room to watch Gunsmithing tapes) AKA Fabric Cutting Room (pool tables are great for this)
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted September 21, 2011 Posted September 21, 2011 PS Before anyone thinks I'm strange, let me tell you where the TVs are. We already know all about Okie. Sewing/Ironing/Computer/Guest Room Master Bedroom (no comments please ) Front Parlor (Victorian term for Living Room) Kitchen/Dining area (TV visible from both) Game Room AKA Gun Smithing Room (he also has a huge workshop with no TV; but, uses this room to watch Gunsmithing tapes) AKA Fabric Cutting Room (pool tables are great for this) * Master bedroom sitting room * Den * Kitchen * Wildcat's office/sewing room/computer room * My office/computer room Keeps peace, especially when Flint visits -- he pouts if he doesn't get to see Oprah.
Mack Hacker, #60477 Posted September 21, 2011 Posted September 21, 2011 In every team there is a good looking woman. Reason enough to show your indignation at being forced to watch pretty women. Dang Noz, you have made me almost curious enough to tune in and see who Nancy Grace is dancing with.
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted September 21, 2011 Posted September 21, 2011 That OUGHT to be worth the "or something". JHC (what's had to watch that a time or twa as well )
Dogmeat Dad, SASS #48563L Posted September 22, 2011 Posted September 22, 2011 PS Dogmeat, how did she get you to take dance lessons? Please, if you are at the Convention (I thought you wrote that you are going), introduce me to her. We've got to talk. Allie Mo, Yes we will be there and I'm sure she would be happy to tell. I'd post the gory details here on the wire, but there are a lot of cowboy shooters that might just decide to make me the target! Dogmeat (Two Left Feet) Dad
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 23, 2011 Posted September 23, 2011 You deserve this plaque: When I die I want my hide tanned Then made into a beautiful English saddle. That way beautiful women can ride me at their will. Where do you want it sent. I've made a few plaques before, Russ So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde, and that's it hanging on the shed. Tie me kangaroo down, sport,....etc.
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