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Buckhorn Woodie

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Woman brings a duck to Vet. Vet says, "Your duck is dead."

Woman says, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," says Vet.

"How can you be sure -- you've done no tests."

Vet brings in a labrador retriever which sniffs the duck and shakes his head.

Next, a cat which sniffs the bird and shakes its head.

Vet says, "Sorry, but as I said your duck is dead."

Vet hands woman a bill. She cries, "$820 to tell me my duck is dead!"

Vet says, "If you had taken my word for it the bill would be $20, but

Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost extra." :lol::lol::lol:

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