Buckhorn Woodie Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Woman brings a duck to Vet. Vet says, "Your duck is dead." Woman says, "Are you sure?" "Yes," says Vet. "How can you be sure -- you've done no tests." Vet brings in a labrador retriever which sniffs the duck and shakes his head. Next, a cat which sniffs the bird and shakes its head. Vet says, "Sorry, but as I said your duck is dead." Vet hands woman a bill. She cries, "$820 to tell me my duck is dead!" Vet says, "If you had taken my word for it the bill would be $20, but Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost extra." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 (looks around for rotten tomatoes to throw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodine Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 OUwwwch! You made my chest hurt! That was funny though! bodine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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