Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 I can't bare the shame any longer ! I must bare my soul ! At the annual shoot, I fired one round of that heathern smokless. But one round lead to ten !! :angry: I fell so ashamed ! I beg for yur forgiveness !! Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 Atta boy, Hawk! Good on you. Quote
Grizzly Dave Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 Come over to the smokeless side, we spend less time cleaning guns, and we have cookies! Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 Things will smell better for you too. Quote
Andrew Quigley SASS #32802 Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 Go load 10 shotgun shells with the holy black and blast away. All will be forgiven. ( don't listen to them heathern smokless folks) Quote
Deja Vous Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 I can't bare the shame any longer ! I must bare my soul ! At the annual shoot, I fired one round of that heathern smokless. But one round lead to ten !! :angry: I fell so ashamed ! I beg for yur forgiveness !! Apaches you are silly.. lol... I had to go thru a whole class 4 stages and use smokeless.. what is worse I was told my baby shotgun was too long for my arms, and I have BAD habits .. lol... Now imagine that.. me with bad habits.. hmmmm i wonder if one was shooting BP?? lol Quote
Deja Vous Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 Come over to the smokeless side, we spend less time cleaning guns, and we have cookies! You are the kinda guy my daddy warned me about... He said never accept cookies from strangers.. Or was it candy? ah.. what kinda cookies??? Quote
Deja Vous Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 Things will smell better for you too. Dear Bmcs, I have telt that there is nothing like the smell of BP and the smoke to cheer me up in the mornings... lol... All my roommates keep moving out... What am I doing wrong? lol... Quote
Whiskey Business Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 You are the kinda guy my daddy warned me about... He said never accept cookies from strangers.. Or was it candy? ah.. what kinda cookies??? No cookies, no candy from strangers. Muffins is ok, though. Quote
Deja Vous Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 No cookies, no candy from strangers. Muffins is ok, though. Now don't get me started.. Today at work they were giving out Muffins for breakfast.... course the conversation got to muffin tops... which I knew OH so much about since I can make muffins.. ahhhhh it turns out it was the wrong kinda muffin tops.. lol How are ya Ga Gal? lol.. Quote
Whiskey Business Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 Now don't get me started.. Today at work they were giving out Muffins for breakfast.... course the conversation got to muffin tops... which I knew OH so much about since I can make muffins.. ahhhhh it turns out it was the wrong kinda muffin tops.. lol How are ya Ga Gal? lol.. I'm good, et vous? Tried to pm ya, can't though. The weather is great here right now, no shoot tomorrow but plannin to go to the range to practice. Quote
Deja Vous Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 I'm good, et vous? Tried to pm ya, can't though. The weather is great here right now, no shoot tomorrow but plannin to go to the range to practice. Why can't you pm me?? Is my box full again? Let me go look.... Last Monday JJJ's and I went out and played with some 22s and a "painful" 12 gauge.. lol... It was a ball... Quote
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 (edited) Drop and give me 20 (rounds of full house Holy Black) at night and your sins will be forgiven! Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side! Be not deceived by those heathen smoke-deficient shooters! JHC Dark Lord of the Soot Edited September 10, 2011 by Capt. James H. Callahan Quote
Tricky Trina, SASS #59582L Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 Pennance for your sins can be completed in the reloading room with the Holy Black (always capitalized). Can I get an "Amen" from the masses? Trina, Soot Sister Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 Apaches you are silly.. lol... I had to go thru a whole class 4 stages and use smokeless.. what is worse I was told my baby shotgun was too long for my arms, and I have BAD habits .. lol... Now imagine that.. me with bad habits.. hmmmm i wonder if one was shooting BP?? lol Now that is gonna be hard to believe. LOL Quote
Sergeant Smokepole #29248L Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 I shot a match last week with smokeeeeeless. Reason? I was using borrowed guns and from a non Holy Black acolyte..... My revolvers have finally tasted smokeeeeeless and didn't like it..... Quote
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 I can't bare the shame any longer ! I must bare my soul ! At the annual shoot, I fired one round of that heathern smokless. But one round lead to ten !! :angry: I fell so ashamed ! I beg for yur forgiveness !! unforgiveable . . . Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 Do not listen to these folks, Hawk. They are the devil's minions and will lead you into darkness. You will be darned into a life of soot on your face and smelling of sulphur and brimstone. And your fingernails will never be free of the dark substances under them. Step out into the light of SMOKELESS and Grizz and I will lead you to the BRIGHTER side of SASS. Quote
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted September 10, 2011 Posted September 10, 2011 I can't bare the shame any longer ! I must bare my soul ! At the annual shoot, I fired one round of that heathern smokless. But one round lead to ten !! :angry: I fell so ashamed ! I beg for yur forgiveness !! You are forgiven... GG ~ Quote
Deja Vous Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 Now that is gonna be hard to believe. LOL yeah, I know I am pretty sure he was wrong.. lol.... except for most of it... lol Quote
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 (edited) Pennance for your sins can be completed in the reloading room with the Holy Black (always capitalized). Can I get an "Amen" from the masses? Trina, Soot Sister AMEN! PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE GOEX! Edited September 13, 2011 by Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 I can't bare the shame any longer ! I must bare my soul ! At the annual shoot, I fired one round of that heathern smokless. But one round lead to ten !! :angry: I fell so ashamed ! I beg for yur forgiveness !! Apache, yer forgiven we all fall by the wayside now and then. However if you really want to relieve your guilt you can send me a couple of lbs. of BP to insure that the Soot Gods will forgive you as well. Rye Quote
Noz Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 I think you should be required to shoot an equivalent sized match with Fg in all guns. Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 So many lost souls. Quote
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 So many lost souls. Why Badger whatever do you mean? Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 KOFF KOFF, LOST I SAY! Quote
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 Oh for heaven's sake. Let Badger and Grizz think they've found the light. Me-ownself likes stepping back and forth 'tween white bread smokeless and black bread BP. I like trying all things on the menu. 'Course no one knows what of make of me. Depends on what voices I'm listening to that day. No one ever knows until the first stage! :lol: Quote
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2011 Author Posted September 14, 2011 Go load 10 shotgun shells with the holy black and blast away. All will be forgiven. ( don't listen to them heathern smokless folks) I shall, Andrew, in brass shells in fact. And not that thin stuff Magteck sells. Quote
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted September 14, 2011 Posted September 14, 2011 No cookies, no candy from strangers. Muffins is ok, though. Only candy if it is good chocolate! Quote
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2011 Author Posted September 14, 2011 Apaches you are silly.. lol... I had to go thru a whole class 4 stages and use smokeless.. what is worse I was told my baby shotgun was too long for my arms, and I have BAD habits .. lol... Now imagine that.. me with bad habits.. hmmmm i wonder if one was shooting BP?? lol Naw, I just can not imagine you wif bad habits.....nery a one ! Baby shotgun too long fer yur arms , uh. Deja Darlin'....dat aint no baby shotgun if it's too big fer YOU !! Shootin' Holy Black a bad habit ? No way !! Quote
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2011 Author Posted September 14, 2011 Dear Bmcs, I have telt that there is nothing like the smell of BP and the smoke to cheer me up in the mornings... lol... All my roommates keep moving out... What am I doing wrong? lol... Holy Black clears my sinus compeletly. Now, it could be those garlic pickles.........Ahhhh.....Yup diffantly da garlic pickles ! Quote
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2011 Author Posted September 14, 2011 Drop and give me 20 (rounds of full house Holy Black) at night and your sins will be forgiven! Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side! Be not deceived by those heathen smoke-deficient shooters! JHC Dark Lord of the Soot I have 100 rounds of Holy Black loaded into thick, heavy brass shell and another 200 in plastic hulls. I know, I was weak and lead astray by heathens, but I will be stronger da next time ! Quote
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2011 Author Posted September 14, 2011 Pennance for your sins can be completed in the reloading room with the Holy Black (always capitalized). Can I get an "Amen" from the masses? Trina, Soot Sister AMEN TRINA................AMEN !! Quote
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2011 Author Posted September 14, 2011 unforgiveable . . . Quote
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 14, 2011 Author Posted September 14, 2011 Do not listen to these folks, Hawk. They are the devil's minions and will lead you into darkness. You will be darned into a life of soot on your face and smelling of sulphur and brimstone. And your fingernails will never be free of the dark substances under them. Step out into the light of SMOKELESS and Grizz and I will lead you to the BRIGHTER side of SASS. (Hugging a can of Holy Black) Git thee behind me, thou smokeless heathen !! Quote
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