Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Captain Major Forsyth, I know we had discussed my going to work for you and how much fun I could have making the inmates life utter hell. However, I am afraid I must publicly decline the employment opportunity of becoming your jailer. I have watched numerous programs on prison culture. The thought of examining another mans rectum for contraband sickens me. Perhaps some of our other under-employed associates, such as Koda Joe or Dash Caliber, would be interested. Regards, Dirty Dan Dawkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Forsyth #72674 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 I'm sadden by your decline. You promised diligence in rectumology, I digress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Forsyth #72674 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Dash Caliber, call me Pard! We are seeing a rash of heavy set flatulent males at the jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 A good reason not to break any laws the next time I'm driving through Forsyth. Avoiding the company of obese flatulent men and the tender mercies of cowboys doing cavity searches has always been a priority of mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Y'all must be bored at work again today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Forsyth #72674 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Mean Matt, that's a good name for a jailer! What size rubber gloves do you wear? Need a part time job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 I the jail bustin at the seams again there Tuco? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted September 10, 2011 Author Share Posted September 10, 2011 I the jail bustin at the seams again there Tuco? I heard its the other way around. The seams are bustin at the jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Forsyth #72674 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 Tuco, I'm a thinkin' a little vanilla extract on them gloves might make em' a little smoother for their intended use! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 I gotta date with Vanilla Thunder!! :blink: Or was that Vanilla Ice? :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Forsyth #72674 Posted September 11, 2011 Share Posted September 11, 2011 We shouldn't post that a certain female shooter has identified Dirty Dan as an exotic male dancer, known as "Vanilla Thunder". We shouldn't post that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted September 11, 2011 Author Share Posted September 11, 2011 We shouldn't post that a certain female shooter has identified Dirty Dan as an exotic male dancer, known as "Vanilla Thunder". We shouldn't post that. I'm surprised no one has revealed I was once an understudy for a donkey in a certain infamous Tijuana stage show. It wasn't my acting skills but my physical similarities. Shhhh!!!! I have sinned and shot smokeless.........two handed!!!! And enjoyed myself!!! I will shoot Wrangler again and when I do, I shall sign in as "Vanilla Thunder". Thanks a bunch Katelynn Rose!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Thanks a bunch Katelynn Rose!!! Hey Vanilla T, what I'd like to know is how did Katelynn Rose know about you and your "show personna?" What places does she frequent to obtain this type of knowledge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Shhhh!!!! I have sinned and shot smokeless.........two handed!!!! And enjoyed myself!!! I will shoot Wrangler again and when I do, I shall sign in as "Vanilla Thunder". Two more things Vanilla T.... 1. Use 3.0 g of Clays in your load next time you shoot smokeless and you won't be shooting "blanks"....those MF loads you were shooting do not sound like Thunder! 2 If you'd be shooting the Holy Black you'd be aka Chocolate Thunder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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