Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Ten Thoughts to Ponder: Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8: Men have two emotions, Hungry and Horny. If you see him fully clothed, make him a sandwich. Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. Number 6: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 5: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 4: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 3: In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Number 2: Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers...what you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. And The Number 1 Thought... "Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit Bull Tex Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 MMM could you email me that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I love it!! I'll have to post that on the wall in my office. Thanks MMM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Ten Thoughts to Ponder: Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8: Men have two emotions, Hungry and Horny. If you see him fully clothed, make him a sandwich. Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. Number 6: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 5: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 4: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 3: In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Number 2: Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers...what you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. And The Number 1 Thought... "Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long." Gosh. .where do I start.. lol... The sixties created Chas Bono right? lol Okay, I am stopping there.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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