Waimea Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Hide the women and children!!! For the first time in the history of the Last Stand, Outlaws will be a-minglin' with the law-abindin' citizenry of SASS! For those of you not familiar with the ways of the Outlaw, in the immortal words of my Outlaw mentor Larry Earp: We don't need no stinkin' sights. Although this familiar face ain't no bad guy, he does have a good idea of the "Outlaw Style". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp3uk5Nhcfs Kinda brings a tear to your eye don't it? (For the outlaw on the other end of Dillon's barrel) In the past the targets at the Last Stand have all been big and close which is perfect for the Outlaw Way. Of course Santa Fe River Stan, bein' the upstanding citizen that he is, wasn't givin' any insider information on targets this year but I got a twitchy feelin' the Outlaws won't be disappointed. Also, amnesty was never mentioned but that's another post. So grab your bag of loot and your favorite barmaid (or your wife, if you must) and fill your hands you son-of-a-bi.... ...I mean, see y'all in St Augustine, FL. The Outlaws are a-ridin'. Yee-Haaa!! Waimea (born to be an Outlaw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 I have a feeling that there will be quite a few Outlaws at The Last Stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 Here's one of my personal favorite Outlaw scenes: Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red River Ray SASS#33254 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Last Hoorah, Can't hurt! Got beat at speed pistol by a dam outlaw not too long ago. RRR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 Got beat at speed pistol by a dam outlaw not too long ago. RRR Red River Ray That gives all us low-down Outlaws hope. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 OK, I get it. All you Outlaws out there are thinking: "Where's Santa Fe River Stan? Why didn't he make this announcement?" "Is this some kind of trap?" "Will I be arrested at Last Stand for bein' an Outlaw?" "Who is this Waimea guy?" "Where is Stan?" OK, calm down. I get it. Everybody's got questions. Well, Stan can't come to the Wire right now, he's kinda "tied up" at the moment. But I assure you Stan authorized me to make this public service announcement (just before Larry Earp put the gag in his mouth). So don't hesitate to let Stan know that you're comin' to Last Stand and that you want to shoot Outlaws. Wait ... That didn't sound too good . You want to shoot Outlaw style. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tn Tombstone Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 I was just looking at Last Stand along with Lady T a few days back, better look again and plan on attending. Earp, I will see what I can do. I hate to come to your home state and make you work at Outlaw but someone needs to push you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge'm All Duncan, SASS#67320 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Well now, Stan should already have Yazoo City Gal's app. That was before we heard this. So please sign my FAVORITE OUTLAW up to shoot with the boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Now see what cha done Waimea. Ya done left the gate open and all of these Outlaws are moving in. Dadburn no good, non aiming desperado saddle bums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 Now see what cha done Waimea. Ya done left the gate open and all of these Outlaws are moving in. Dadburn no good, non aiming desperado saddle bums. You forgot "target missin" What ru talkin' about, Sun? Just think about it: Drinkin' Spittin' Cussin' Drinkin' Shavin' optional. What's not to love about Outlaws? And now we even got us a female-type Outlaw!!! Hope she don't make us go to Cowboy Church or take a bath. You gotta start lookin' at the BIG picture, Sun. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 You forgot "target missin" What ru talkin' about, Sun? Just think about it: Spittin' Cussin' Drinkin' Shavin' optional. What's not to love about Outlaws? And now we even got us a female-type Outlaw!!! Hope she don't make us go to Cowboy Church or take a bath. You gotta start lookin' at the BIG picture, Sun. Waimea Ya know, there ain't no rules in the Outlaw world.........heck I may even shoot it my own self. Soutlawun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge'm All Duncan, SASS#67320 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Waimea, YCG don't mind the spittin',drinkin'or cussin'. Otherwise she wouldn't have married me. And besides she was taught OUTLAW by two of the best....Tennessee Tombstone and Loose Cinch!! She sure don't mind playin' with the boys either. So iff'n ya make it a category. Sign her up!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 Ya know, there ain't no rules in the Outlaw world.........heck I may even shoot it my own self. Soutlawun Soutlawun (that one took me a minute) Ah rules... ... even us slimey Outlaws have our rules. Here's the Outlaw rule book Volume 1 Happily, there ain't too many rules to choke the livin' fun out of it. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Blast it all.....ya'll got rules. Next ya be tellin me I got to bathe more than once a month and change me undies more than twice a year. I am depressed. Suninern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 Waimea, YCG don't mind the spittin',drinkin'or cussin'. Otherwise she wouldn't have married me. And besides she was taught OUTLAW by two of the best....Tennessee Tombstone and Loose Cinch!! She sure don't mind playin' with the boys either. So iff'n ya make it a category. Sign her up!!!!! Judge'm I noticed you didn't mention nuthin' about Cowboy Church or takin a bath... ...but I guess if'n she's OK with spittin', cussin' and drinkin' she can't be too bad. She's in. Sounds like she's got some good trainin' under her belt there with TN Tombstone and Loose Cinch. Looking forward to shootin' with her! Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 Next ya be tellin me I got to bathe more than once a month and change me undies more than twice a year. Suninern Suninem (???) I got nuthin!!! Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted August 27, 2011 Author Share Posted August 27, 2011 I was just looking at Last Stand along with Lady T a few days back, better look again and plan on attending. Earp, I will see what I can do. I hate to come to your home state and make you work at Outlaw but someone needs to push you. Mr Tombstone (sir) Please don't think I was ignoring your post. Earp... I mean, Mr. Earp has spoken very highly of you. We'd sure be happy to have you visit our little shoot here in FL. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Fe River Stan,36999L Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 It's on boys. Don't be skeered to show up and shoot Outlaw! Stan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge'm All Duncan, SASS#67320 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Do us one more favor and add FRONTIER CARTRIDGE GUNFIGHTER!!! PRETTY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted August 27, 2011 Author Share Posted August 27, 2011 It's on boys. Don't be skeered to show up and shoot Outlaw! Stan So there you have it. Course there's good news and bad news in this... Good news: Outlaws are a ridin' at Last Stand. Yee-Haw! Bad news: Santa Fe River Stan somehow got hisself free of our ropes and excaped out the back door. Probly while we was enjoyin' libations with our lady friends. Too bad cuz we was plannin a nice necktie party for him later today. If anybody happens to see that scoundrel just give us Outlaws a holler. 'ppreciate it. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preacherman Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 Hey, did you say Gunfighter??????????? and what about cowboy church???? Yes, there will be cowboy church, I'm doin' it and ya better be there!!! YEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAaa!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted August 28, 2011 Author Share Posted August 28, 2011 and what about cowboy church???? Yes, there will be cowboy church, I'm doin' it and ya better be there!!! YEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAaa!!!!!!!! Aw Dang it. I knew I shoulda just kept my big mouth shut about Cowboy Church. But my fingers just had to blurt it out. Yeah I'll be there. But I can't promise nothin' about takin' a bath. Waimea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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