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BREAKING NEWS: President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves...! :lol:

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President Bush has Volunteered his expertise in Disaster management to President Obama, Obama declined, saying that he has enough experience in disaster management himself, between both of them they have managed to cause nearly every Disaster known to man!

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