Aunt Jen Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 I must be living life wrong because I didn't get invited to Kim Kardashian's wedding http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/kim-kardashians-wedding-all-the-juicy-details-2011218 even though they spent $10,000,000 on it, and I don't eat much. Or not that much. I didn't get invited to Princess Kate's wedding either http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/04/29/princess-kates-wedding-dress-hot-or-not/ So what am I doing wrong? I feel like the I should get the Joan Cusack Wedding Guest's award for merit (left at the altar, but for a guest instead). "...What's sa matter!?? Doesn't anybody want me???? I need a wedding code red!!!..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kid Sopris, Regulator, #3290 Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 I think Hugh Hefner is looking for a bride.....Perhaps you can make an introduction and get a invite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 I can't wait for the 4 hour TV special!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 I must be living life wrong because I didn't get invited to Kim Kardashian's wedding http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/kim-kardashians-wedding-all-the-juicy-details-2011218 even though they spent $10,000,000 on it, and I don't eat much. Or not that much. I didn't get invited to Princess Kate's wedding either http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/04/29/princess-kates-wedding-dress-hot-or-not/ So what am I doing wrong? I feel like the I should get the Joan Cusack Wedding Guest's award for merit (left at the altar, but for a guest instead). "...What's sa matter!?? Doesn't anybody want me???? I need a wedding code red!!!..." I went to a Bat Mitzvah yesterday. A first for me, and a very nice one for a small city our size, I'm sure. However, I will take that over a $10,000,000 wedding any day. I have a very strong suspicion that for all the money spent, the devotion, emotion, love and charity won't be 1/10,000,000th of what I experienced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 ya gotta get on tha A List. But ya kin carry drinks, my cuzin is a caterer...course ya wood hafta use the rear entrance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Who are these people and why would you care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 +1 Forty Rod... GG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Who are these people and why would you care? And once again Forty Rod says it best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 ........ I wasn't invited neither .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 Oh pooh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted August 21, 2011 Author Share Posted August 21, 2011 (I'm just kidding, being sarcastic....) I mean, like, Holy S***, are these weddings overdone. For show. Mine was a simple, small, ceremony among friends at the church. +1 on the Barmitzvah. My Batmitzfah was good, too But really: 10,000,000 for a wedding????? Hello???? Has anybody there forgotten what a wedding is supposed to be about?? That's why I told Pailess no diamond for me, because I felt the simple values if a marriage were, for me, best represented in a simple gold band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 seems wrong to spend that kind of money on something that will only last 6 months! I think your being optimistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I have 2 months , 1 week in the pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hanger #3720LR Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 The people involved in these types of weddings don't spend their own money. Some TV or movie producer sells the event for a price that will cover all the cost and put big bucks in everyone's pocket to boot. You want personal and memorable? A small wedding with a few friends. (shotguns optional, ammunition extra) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 If i had just known, you could have gone with me to both of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Woodrow Cahill, SASS # 54363 Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Don't fret about it Jen. Those people are famous only because they are. They've never done anything worthwhile or honorable with their lives; they live off of trust funds established with other people's money since they've never dirtied their hands or raised a blister doing any honest work; and are stuck in the pre-teen "hey look at me" mentality. You're better off without them. Best to hang out here with normal folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 ................... You're better off without them. Best to hang out here with normal folks. ......... yeah, ... normal folks ................................... like us ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finagler 6853 Life Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 ......... yeah, ... normal folks ................................... like us ... The voices in my head keep asking, "who is Kim Kardashian?" It is so good to be normal. Run! Here come the guys in the white coats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I went to a wedding reception yesterday for a couple of retired friends on the Joisey Shore. Good day, good time. The couple got married a few months ago in Reno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Finny and Wallaby Jack and the rest o' them are right, Aunt Jen. You just hang out here with us normal...............OH, LOOK! Squirrel!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted August 22, 2011 Author Share Posted August 22, 2011 Finny and Wallaby Jack and the rest o' them are right, Aunt Jen. You just hang out here with us normal...............OH, LOOK! Squirrel!!!!! Ah, ha ha....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickahominy Charlie Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I have 2 months , 1 week in the pool. Would that be for the filing of divorce or for the "leaking" of the sex tape? Chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtwater Doc 17941 Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 You could simulate the same experiences by volunteering at your local mental institution. Of course I'm joking..or not DD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Who are these people and why would you care? Kinda' the way I feel about the "Royals" and these people too. These people want to think of themselves as royalty or someting of that sort. It always runs all over me when the "media" promotes and encourages this thought process. I get furious when they call the Kennedys "America's Royal Family". Joe Kennedy was a thug and a bootlegger who got rich off of activities that others went to prison for, not to mention the fact that we fought a revolution so that we don't have to cowtow to a bunch of people who are in truth just people who live off of our hard work!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denver Don Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Heck i would of set up there wedding and honeymoon for only 5,000,000 of course i would want paid with $50 dollar gold piece's ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 (I'm just kidding, being sarcastic....) I mean, like, Holy S***, are these weddings overdone. For show. Mine was a simple, small, ceremony among friends at the church. +1 on the Barmitzvah. My Batmitzfah was good, too But really: 10,000,000 for a wedding????? Hello???? Has anybody there forgotten what a wedding is supposed to be about?? That's why I told Pailess no diamond for me, because I felt the simple values if a marriage were, for me, best represented in a simple gold band. My wife and I got married by a JP on the third floor of the Walker Bank building in Ogden, Utah His secretary recorded it and we got two ladies off the elevator to witness. I wore a $50.00 J C Penney suit and she wore her sister's dress. Most people said it wouldn't last a year. That was over 46 years ago. We'e going for another 46 before we decide if we want to continue past that. When we renewed it was in her backyard with a dozen friends and a pre-gas barbeque grill. Our daughter was an 8 year old bridesmaid and my son was a 10year old best man. Combined cost of both event was less than $200.00, including the food and decorations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I rolled pennies so we could tip the JP. Wichita Falls, TX. My first paycheck after getting married was $18.12. The next day the muffler fell off my car. Cost $17.99 to replace it. So we lived on $0.13 the rest of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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