Red Logan #12252 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds... to continue shaving And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, It knocked My Cell Phone Away from my ear Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs! Splashed, And burned Big Jim and the Twins, Ruined the damn phone, Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an Important call. Damn women drivers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Nope Red.......Aint gonna touch dat'in............................. Naw..... No......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Ain't goin' there!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Ain't goin' there!! An neder smart man ! Here Blackwater, help me polish off dis bottle of Bulliet !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Pass 'er over here! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Too bad she wasn't nekid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Dang I bet it the donut got squashed too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I know! Isn't it a shame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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