Subdeacon Joe Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Police urge holster use after man shoots his own johnson As Chandler residents Joshua Seto, 27, and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, walked over to a Fry's Food Store for refreshments, he tried securing her pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants. The gun fired, striking Seto's penis and continuing through his left thigh. The bleeding started immediately and was heavy, according to police dispatch recordings released Sunday. "He is still conscious, there is just a lot of blood," Christopher , 26, told 9-1-1 operators and dispatchers. ((snicker)) ((CHUCKLE)) GUFFAW!!!! I know, it isn't really all that funny. but ((snigger)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Self inflicted tallywacker wound from a pink gun. Oh the shame. The shame..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 So many jokes.... So... many... jokes. I just don't know where to begin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 So many jokes.... So... many... jokes. I just don't know where to begin. And still keep it appropriate for a family forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 So many jokes.... So... many... jokes. I just don't know where to begin. Yep and most can't be printed here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scatterbrain Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Snubbie. Saturday night special. Negligent discharge. Going off half-cocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Headless Horseman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 11, 2011 Author Share Posted August 11, 2011 Whistling Pete springs to mind as a new moniker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Snubbie. Saturday night special. Negligent discharge. Going off half-cocked. I doubt it was a cheap gun. Those pink Lady guns on the market are usually expensive. Still no info on it. I'm tempted to call the guy a real d*** but that may not be appropriate any longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Whistling Pete springs to mind as a new moniker. Or splinter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 On the bright side, he has a good opening line when trying to pick up the ladies: "Hey babe, you wanna see my scar!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 On the bright side, he has a good opening line when trying to pick up the ladies: "Hey babe, you wanna see my scar!" Great (and a bit perverted) minds think alike!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Hey, chicks dig scars. Or so I am told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Limpy or Gympy ...... ... or both ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Hey, chicks dig scars. Or so I am told. Not in that vicinity they don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 So, "I got this one in a duel" is not going to win the prize? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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