Jump to content
SASS Wire Forum

Not Quite Like the Movies


Subdeacon Joe

Recommended Posts

Posted

Police urge holster use after man shoots his own johnson

 

 

As Chandler residents Joshua Seto, 27, and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, walked over to a Fry's Food Store for refreshments, he tried securing her pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.

 

The gun fired, striking Seto's penis and continuing through his left thigh. The bleeding started immediately and was heavy, according to police dispatch recordings released Sunday.

 

"He is still conscious, there is just a lot of blood," Christopher , 26, told 9-1-1 operators and dispatchers.

 

 

((snicker))

 

 

 

 

 

 

((CHUCKLE))

 

 

 

 

 

GUFFAW!!!!

 

I know, it isn't really all that funny.

 

 

but

 

 

 

((snigger))

Posted

Self inflicted tallywacker wound from a pink gun.

 

Oh the shame. The shame..... <_<

Posted

So many jokes.... So... many... jokes.

I just don't know where to begin.

Posted

Snubbie.

 

Saturday night special.

 

Negligent discharge.

 

Going off half-cocked.

 

I doubt it was a cheap gun. Those pink Lady guns on the market are usually expensive. Still no info on it.

 

I'm tempted to call the guy a real d*** but that may not be appropriate any longer. :rolleyes:

Posted

Whistling Pete springs to mind as a new moniker.

 

Or splinter.

Posted

On the bright side, he has a good opening line when trying to pick up the ladies:

 

"Hey babe, you wanna see my scar!"

 

Great (and a bit perverted) minds think alike!!!!!

Posted

Hey, chicks dig scars. :rolleyes:

 

 

Or so I am told.

Not in that vicinity they don't. :lol:

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.