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A Wish To Live Forever

 

I met a fairy today. She said she would grant me one wish.

 

"I want to live forever," I said.

 

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."

 

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its a$$!"

 

"You crafty ole fart," said the fairy.

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