Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 For all those guys who are King, until their wife gets home. Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said Charlie. "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?" She said, "Come out from under the bed, you chicken-$hit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 For all those guys who are King, until their wife gets home. Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said Charlie. "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?" She said, "Come out from under the bed, you chicken-$hit." King of the Yellowhouse... are ya? hehehehe ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Hoss Fly #63711 Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Hard ta see that yellow streak runnin down our back wen we under a short bed!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 He77 hath no fury,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Ifin' she do, I'm needin' more ammo !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Man walks into a library and asks the Librarian: "Where's the book Man, Master of Woman? Librarian responds, "Fiction is upstairs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 We don't like to go out shoppin', We don't care what's on sale. We just want to sit with a bag full of chips, Watchin' the NFL. When you come over at half-time, And say: "Does this dress fit too tight?" We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie, An say:"Uh, uh: Looks just right." Well, that's the truth about men. Yeah, that's the truth about us. We like to hunt and golf on our days off, Scratch, an' spit, an cuss. It don't matter what line we hand you, When we come draggin' in. We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry, An' it's probably gonna happen again. We hate watchin' "Steel Magnolias". We like "Rambo" an' "Die Hard 4". Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools, At the Home Depot store. We don't really wanna take you to dinner, At some fancy restaurant. The only reason we do is 'cause we know it leads to, The one thing that we all want. Well, that's the truth about men. Yeah, that's the truth about guys. We'd rather play guitars and work on cars, Than work on the problems in our lives. An' though we might say it to you, Every now and then, We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry, An' it's probably gonna happen again. Well, if you want to know what we're all thinkin', It's nothing too complex. It's just somethin' cold for drinkin', And a whole lot of s-e...... Yes, that's the truth about men. Yeah, that's the truth about us. We like to hunt and golf an' drive around, lost, Scratch, an' spit, an' a whole lot of other disgustin' stuff. It don't matter what line we hand you, When we come a-crawlin' in. We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry, An' it's probably gonna happen again. We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry, An' it's probably gonna happen; Sure, it's gonna happen; You know it's gonna happen again. An' that's the truth about men. You know it, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 You may be King of the World....but you ain't gonna be king of the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 You may be King of the World....but you ain't gonna be king of the house. Yep! Man who declares he wears the pants in his family will lie about other matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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