Bugs Bonney SASS # 10171 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back. Bugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit Bull Tex Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Shame,shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Huh! So, not funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Here's the rest of them for you all My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that..... 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. Man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!" I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest "six gun" she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse. My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my rectum! Do you think I should change dentists? A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair. I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening. " The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Darn I thought I could keep her guns lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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