Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Little Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy them.' Little Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Little Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy them.' Little Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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