Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Here And.... Subtract 3 years if you regularly engage in argumentative threads on The Wire. Add 2 years if you spend most of your time in The Saloon. Subtract 4 years if you regularly spend time in a real saloon. Add 2 years if you shoot BP. Add 2 years if you live near a mountain range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Aw heck, I'm already dead.......wish someone would have told me, I could of retired a couple of years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Oh great. I can't afford to retire and figure I'll die at my keyboard like Bat Masterson. Looks like I've got another 25-30 years of working ahead of me. Maybe if I increase my drinking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Oh hell.........Now ya tell me !! Grandpaw lived to a 101. His Daddy lived to 104 and my Dad lived to 55 !! Well dat settles it......I'll drink more Bulliet and shoot more BP !! (When I can !) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Add 5 years if you actually go to a SASS match at least once a month. Add 5 if you eat banana splits with both chocolate syrup and strawberry puree. Add 5 years if you remember the carnal delights every now and then. Add 5 years if you remember to LAUGH at most everything in your life—I mean there isn't much funnier than life in its raw form. Subtract 5 years if you left your guns at home. Subtract 5 years if you don't support some SASS club somewhere. Subtract 5 years if you leave the chilli off your hotdog. Subtract 5 years if you try to shoot clean matches! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 It wuz shootin' the Holy Black Powder that got me there..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Add 5 years if you actually go to a SASS match at least once a month. Add 5 if you eat banana splits with both chocolate syrup and strawberry puree. Add 5 years if you remember the carnal delights every now and then. Add 5 years if you remember to LAUGH at most everything in your life—I mean there isn't much funnier than life in its raw form. Subtract 5 years if you left your guns at home. Subtract 5 years if you don't support some SASS club somewhere. Subtract 5 years if you leave the chilli off your hotdog. Subtract 5 years if you try to shoot clean matches! :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasatch Lawman Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Dang, it says I will only get 23 years of retirment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waimea Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Aw heck, I'm already dead.......wish someone would have told me, I could of retired a couple of years ago. CS You look pretty chipper for being dead! Keep up the good work. Waimea (who's goin' for 150) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big50 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 32 years left on my clock. :FlagAm: :FlagAm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Here And.... Subtract 3 years if you regularly engage in argumentative threads on The Wire. Add 2 years if you spend most of your time in The Saloon. Subtract 4 years if you regularly spend time in a real saloon. Add 2 years if you shoot BP. Add 2 years if you live near a mountain range. Well darn I will make it to 105... lol... If I stop dirving on the freeways anyhow.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The O'Meara Himself Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 I calculated my lifespan. Evidently I've been dead for 10 years. The O'Meara, Himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 According to that clock I've still got 50 years. I don't know if I want to live that long the way the world seems to be going. Oh well, I'll just have to ride this roller-coaster and see where it takes me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlin Buckhorn,SASS 51727 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Says I am going to live another 23 years. Dam# if I had knowed that I would have took better care of myself! Marlin(The Long Lived)Buckhorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U B Mountain #40498 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 110 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy Emily SASS #73673 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Well I guess I will be pushing 100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascade Charlie, SASS # 48668L Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 WOW!! I've only got another 22 years! I was hoping for a little more. But to paraphrase somebody else's quote... "Ya ain't supposed to arrive at the Pearly Gates in pristine condition, but rather to slid in all banged and bruised yellin' "WHAT A RIDE THAT WAS!!" It's been a good ride so far... Charlie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grouchy Greg, SASS#71981 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Mine came out to 88. Another one I took several years ago, which was much more extensive, came out to 92. My Dad will be 90 this November. Two of his three brothers made it to 95 and 97, and the third died of a brain anuerism at 80. None of them ever smoked, and rarely drank. I smoked for six years and quit. A lot of folks on my Mom's side lived to their late '80's and early 90's, and a lot of them drank and/or smoked. 55 years of smoking got Mom at age 79. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Well I guess I will be pushing 100. Maybe so , but da question is......Who's gonna be pushin' you to push 100 ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pack Saddle Slim, SASS #73122 Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 My dad was a heavy smoker until he was a little over fifty. Had been smoking since he was sixteen. Drank pretty good, too. Gave that up about the same time he gave up smoking. He would eat a big steak at least once a day...either for breakfast or for supper. Sometimes both. If he didn't have a steak for breakfast, he'd have biscuits and gravy and almost a whole pound of bacon. He always used real butter on everything and ate homemade ice cream like it was going out of style. For supper, along with his steak, he always had either a huge helping of home fries or a big baked potato with butter and lots of sour cream. Yep...he died of a stroke. But he was 80 years old and had a smile on his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deacon Will Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Well, I took the 'test' and found out I kin expect to live until 98..... that means another 28 years! My uncle died at 104.... most women thought he was 65. Just came back from DENVER DOC's 90th birthday this evening. He still thinks he' 65.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backshootin beauford mcgee Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 says I'll live to be 94---- don't believe that! see how its an investment house -- my guess is they want you to worry about running out of money in retirement so they can get that money from you now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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