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This is more proof that some folks don't need to continue their gene pool...

 

http://www.myfox8.com/news/ktla-banning-gun-lighter-mixup-shooting,0,4689243.story

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This is more proof that some folks don't need to continue their gene pool...

 

http://www.myfox8.com/news/ktla-banning-gun-lighter-mixup-shooting,0,4689243.story

 

Yeah, but they are supposed to do it before they have offspring, not after they have them...

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Banning . . . sounds like the sort of thing that happens in Desert Hot Springs :wacko:

 

I wonder who this week will try to hold up a bank . . . and find that they are using a novelty lighter cuz they'd lost their derringer ? :)

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Banning . . . sounds like the sort of thing that happens in Desert Hot Springs :wacko:

I wonder who this week will try to hold up a bank . . . and find that they are using a novelty lighter cuz they'd lost their derringer ? :)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Wolfgang, you made my day.

 

Definitely an AW $&*^ day for the would be bank robber.

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You're standing "in front of your mobile home" (that answers some of the questions)....

 

You want to have a smoke....

 

You look around for a match, and see a .22 derringer on the ground.....

 

"Oh", you say..."That must be a novelty lighter".......

 

"Here, darlin' - hold my beer..."

 

LL

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I'm somewhat skeptical of the woman's explanation of the incident.

Call me a cynic. <_<

 

 

That's my purse but it's not my dope.

These are my friends pants. It's his crack pipe.

I just used mouthwash. That's why it smells like I've been drinking.

The warrant is for my brother, not me.

 

All of these can be preceded with or followed with "I swear to God", I swear on my mother's grave" or 'I have no reason to lie to you".

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I'm somewhat skeptical of the woman's explanation of the incident.

Call me a cynic. <_<

 

 

That's my purse but it's not my dope.

These are my friends pants. It's his crack pipe.

I just used mouthwash. That's why it smells like I've been drinking.

The warrant is for my brother, not me.

 

All of these can be preceded with or followed with "I swear to God", I swear on my mother's grave" or 'I have no reason to lie to you".

 

I think one would have to be skeptical of her story. The flame comes out of the end of the barrel on any "gun type" lighter. Does this mean see lights her smokes gangster style also.........or is it that she just lies to the cops about what really happened. Go ahead, act like you're lighting a cigarette with a pretend gun. Which way is the muzzle facing? Thats right, at an upward angle. The bullet may have hit the ground first, but it wasn't because she was lighting a cigarette. Darwin award time to anyone who believes her story also.

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