Aunt Jen Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 I was just wondering what would happen if I put up a topic two miles left of reason, such as about taking a commuter eustachian tube to the Netherlands where you were building dikes across inguinal canals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Jen... did ya miss your nap today...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Okie! Get over here STAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Going from one end to the other, Jen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOUTH-PACIFIC,SASS #59402 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 call the wagon she just lost it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 All the usual suspects would keep it alive for 50 pages or 1500 posts, whichever came first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Optical rectalitis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 I am just gonna have to have a big ole Sasspherilla and cogitate on that Auntie Jen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremiah Sullivan Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 I was just wondering what would happen if I put up a topic two miles left of reason, such as about taking a commuter eustachian tube to the Netherlands where you were building dikes across inguinal canals? I figgur yall get a discussion about routing the tube through the Islet of Langerhorns. (That's in the Endives, ya know. In th' Injun Ocean.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I figgur yall get a discussion about routing the tube through the Islet of Langerhorns. (That's in the Endives, ya know. In th' Injun Ocean.) Jeremiah, I think ya musta dropped yer sextant and cracked the horizon mirror...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 OK , A.J........................... ( Glup.........Glup........) Rubber room is ready ! Dem folks in da clean white coats said so !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Jen, consider that the Netherlands are on the metic system so their day is shorter by fifty two Troy ounces and the their direct current only runs upstream. You'll need to use the services of a plank certified Umbrological Parallax Corollator, such as my daughter. Being that she is truly the fruit of my looms she will undoubtedly recommend a new framistat-equipped hypernuciating semi-circular canal valve assembly and tell you to take two hershey bars and call her some morning. You could save time and money by moving the entire project to the Bronx and greasing the Italian grinders with Butch Wax. Either way will result in a more plaintive wail and superior duration. I forgot to mention that you have to take into consideration the difference in a duck. Have your people call my people and we'll do lunch. Beware the Jabberwock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 :lol: Yup! Sure 'nuff! You guys can make a joke out of anything! My kind of cut-ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 (What in the world are they serving here!?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Okie! Get over here STAT! I fear it is too late. I think she has been wandering the hills of Mendocino, and encountered a heavy cloud of Maui Wowie, which she unconsciously partook of, causing rectocranial inversion. THC, cha, cha, cha, THC, cha, cha, cha. :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 (What in the world are they serving here!?) Absinth with boilermaker chasers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Well, I'm all done cogitating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Jen, consider that the Netherlands are on the metic system so their day is shorter by fifty two Troy ounces and the their direct current only runs upstream. You'll need to use the services of a plank certified Umbrological Parallax Corollator, such as my daughter. Being that she is truly the fruit of my looms she will undoubtedly recommend a new framistat-equipped hypernuciating semi-circular canal valve assembly and tell you to take two hershey bars and call her some morning. You could save time and money by moving the entire project to the Bronx and greasing the Italian grinders with Butch Wax. Either way will result in a more plaintive wail and superior duration. I forgot to mention that you have to take into consideration the difference in a duck. Have your people call my people and we'll do lunch. Beware the Jabberwock! D-A W-H-A-T ?! :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Well, I'm all done cogitating. Good lord! Spray some Lysol or something! Wallpaper is startin' to peel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 You could also enter through the fallopian tube and come out Uranus! Wow, did I just say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 You could also enter through the fallopian tube and come out Uranus! Wow, did I just say that? :lol: Now dat is funny !! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 You could also enter through the fallopian tube and come out Uranus! Wow, did I just say that? That reminds me of the old joke about what Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Somebody catch those guys, quick!!! They're trying to turn off the malaprop hose. We can't have that!!! The atmosphere in here would become very obnoxious if that happened. Our brains would be depraved of certain toxins it needs. Help me fetch them before it's two latent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Somebody catch those guys, quick!!! They're trying to turn off the malaprop hose. We can't have that!!! The atmosphere in here would become very obnoxious if that happened. Our brains would be depraved of certain toxins it needs. Help me fetch them before it's two latent. I do make sure that my brain has all the toxins that it needs to fend off depravity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 Debauchalism: excessive indulgence in depravitistic malapropism, haunchalicious gluttonaric stuffitdownism taken to its limits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I think Badger must have sent Aunt Jen some of his elixir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 You could also enter through the fallopian tube and come out Uranus! Wow, did I just say that? Is that a worm hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Don't know about worm hole, but I'd bet it's a warm hole. You guys are just rude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I was just wondering what would happen if I put up a topic two miles left of reason, such as about taking a commuter eustachian tube to the Netherlands where you were building dikes across inguinal canals? Darn it must have been a great party last night, huh? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Optical rectalitis? Blackwater, you done got that confused with retina rectumitis, in which the nerves in your eyes get crossed up with the nerves in your butt and give ya a sh!++y outlook on life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky Gun Runner SASS 79775 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 Yes. Apparently it encabulates the modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive diraction. I understand. But the prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two sperving bearings are kept in a direct line with the panametric fan—I'm not sure of, because I thought sperving bearings were normally used with Anametric fans. But he does have a lab coat on, so I'll defer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Well, that explains a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky Gun Runner SASS 79775 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 AJ, Very asture of you to realize the disconnect in the logic train concerning the use of the sperving bearings in conjunction with the anametric fans. Since the anametric fans are most often found used with helical coliders for the production of aniostropic spectronomony imaging I am sure you were suprised and concerned about their use in this manner. What you need to keep in mind is that if the lubircation medium is a colloidal suspenion and this allows for a wide range of additives that will be able to transcircumlocate flux lines in a non-diagonal cross hatch field pattern. Since this will not co-phase with the magneto reluctance capacitive diraction then you would be able to use the sperving bearings without causing a Hadron Collider Incident (HCI)that would possibly result in a deep gravitaional well generation quasi-extermination even threshold. I hope this helps. Edited to correct the spelling of the word si, er, is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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