Aunt Jen Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 I knew they were real, and now someone else has suggested they come from CDC flu shots. It could be. But personally, I'm truly guessing they come from a lack or oral hygiene. I mean: look at them. They are all foaming gum-disease-blood/puss from their mouth. So my guess is they come from poor oral health. Ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 I hear tell they come from the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 24, 2011 Author Share Posted July 24, 2011 I hear tell they come from the internet. But........! OH NO!!! WE are on the internet! AJ, in fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodine Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Congress? Crackhouse neighborhoods? B-movie has beens? Dunno. Bodine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 ex vice president's that claim to invent the internet and globable warming...come to think about it more, me thinks they come from policticains types, no common sense, walking around making noises... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 24, 2011 Author Share Posted July 24, 2011 Of course, acute zombieism could be caused by something else, and after they become zombies they neglect their gums. I concede: really, they don't look like they'd care to bother with them. But the effect of all the blood and puss that comes out of their mouth seems to rapidly progress after they become zombies, so something about the quality of zombieism may promote gum disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Seein how da invetor of da internet involved , I'm athinkin' he's one too ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 24, 2011 Author Share Posted July 24, 2011 You know, it could be something as simple as Rabies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Politicians Career government bureacrats People who watch lots of reality tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 You know, it could be something as simple as Rabies. Naw.... dey got a cure fer that.......................................... Don't dey ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckhorn Woodie Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 I knew they were real, and now someone else has suggested they come from CDC flu shots. It could be. But personally, I'm truly guessing they come from a lack or oral hygiene. I mean: look at them. They are all foaming gum-disease-blood/puss from their mouth. So my guess is they come from poor oral health. Ideas? I think they come out of the California school system Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Doggonnit Buckhorn... I was just about to offer up the very same theory~!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Not sure where exactly they come from, but this map from 2008 shows where they are heavily entrenched. The blue states have a lot of zombies. Hopes are high that there will be far fewer zombie states in 2012. Apologies in advance if this gets the thread pulled. Grizz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Not sure where exactly they come from, but this map from 2008 shows where they are heavily entrenched. The blue states have a lot of zombies. Hopes are high that there will be far fewer zombie states in 2012. Apologies in advance if this gets the thread pulled. Grizz Geesh.. i was so afraid of this.. I now have my zombie kit.. A flashlight, garlic, a 12 gauge pump and olive oil.. ... the olive oil it to enhance the smell of the garlic.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Geesh.. i was so afraid of this.. I now have my zombie kit.. A flashlight, garlic, a 12 gauge pump and olive oil.. ... the olive oil it to enhance the smell of the garlic.. lol I thought the garlic was for the werewolves? Heating the oil will cause the garlic to penetrate further. I am still concerned that my 1911 may not be enough gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 24, 2011 Author Share Posted July 24, 2011 So I think it's maybe rabies or gum disease. But it could also be that zombies are brought by a vulture who carries them in a little black bag.... (As opposed to a stork) Or, It may be that when one zombie kisses another zombie..... My mom told me about such things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 So I think it's maybe rabies or gum disease. But it could also be that zombies are brought by a vulture who carries them in a little black bag.... (As opposed to a stork) Or, It may be that when one zombie kisses another zombie..... My mom told me about such things. Are you saying that a girl has to kiss a lot of zombies before she will find a prince? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 24, 2011 Author Share Posted July 24, 2011 Are you saying that a girl has to kiss a lot of zombies before she will find a prince? You know, it seems that way sometimes! :lol: But Momma told me that kissing can lead to babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 You are all wrong. They are the evil seeds of Flint's loins. It is so horrible to think about that I had to take a pitchfork to my mind's eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Hmmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 24, 2011 Author Share Posted July 24, 2011 Hmmmmm. That's probably where I came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Meth labs. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Hmmmmm. I wonder how many six packs it took make a Neanderthal woman look good at closing time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorado Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 I knew they were real, and now someone else has suggested they come from CDC flu shots. It could be. But personally, I'm truly guessing they come from a lack or oral hygiene. I mean: look at them. They are all foaming gum-disease-blood/puss from their mouth. So my guess is they come from poor oral health. Ideas? Well when a Zombie man finds a special zombie woman, and the fall in love..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Catchum Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Vampires not sexy enough for HBO's TRUE BLOOD? Legend had it Zombies were reanimated dead making them the UNDEAD (Cue creepy music and Vincent Price laugh) thus Zombies are close relatives to vampires but they are raised by magic not a vampir's bite. So, I suppose Zombies come from Brujas as opposed to Golem which come from animated clay and old Jewish Wizards. See, I've been off on sick leave for 6 weeks and have ready 41 books a majority of which had something to do with occult. Somebody, please, PUHLEASE send me a Zombie or something to shoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Woodrow Cahill, SASS # 54363 Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Just read World War Z by Max Brooks. It explains everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Mike Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 You know, it seems that way sometimes! :lol: But Momma told me that kissing can lead to babies. My wife was raised by her aunt who never married and is convinced babies come from kissing. It's hard dating a girl who was taught that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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