Aunt Jen Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Well, I'd have found it unlikely that both the very different Mark Zukerberg guy and Woody Harrelson both survived most of the Zombies, but they did. I see it with my own two eyes. So I can't help but wonder, if the zombies try to take over,and if we've already lost enough of society that rules and law no longer apply, just survival, then I wonder why these guys don't make their way to the nearest Army base and... ...get an M1 Abrams tank. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1_Abrams It seems to me I ought to be able to get around pretty well with that. AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 Yes, I do believe zombies have a toothpaste phobia. That's called toothpasteophobia, AKA gumdiseaseophilia. Also, they seem to fear water, as I don't think any of them ever shower. It could be they saw too many Leave it to Beaver shows as children. I'm not sure, but it seems to be based on severely repressed issues around cleanliness. AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 Ok. I need to quit replying to my own posts. But I do like Woody Harrelson. Doesn't he have a knack for acting like he's tough and scary, when in reality he's tough and friendly? AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Yes, I do believe zombies have a toothpaste phobia. That's called toothpasteophobia, AKA gumdiseaseophilia. Also, they seem to fear water, as I don't think any of them ever shower. It could be they saw too many Leave it to Beaver shows as children. I'm not sure, but it seems to be based on severely repressed issues around cleanliness. AJ I'ma bettin lye soap and bleach was scare dem to.................... Well , dey are already deaded ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 Well, if you douse 'em with soap and bleach, it still may be good for the rest of us. AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 I'm seeing a sawed off '92 rifle. A SxS 12 guage and a baseball bat. No tank. But it's a comedy. AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Well, I'd have found it unlikely that both the very different Mark Zukerberg guy and Woody Harrelson both survived most of the Zombies, but they did. I see it with my own two eyes. So I can't help but wonder, if the zombies try to take over,and if we've already lost enough of society that rules and law no longer apply, just survival, then I wonder why these guys don't make their way to the nearest Army base and... ...get an M1 Abrams tank. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1_Abrams It seems to me I ought to be able to get around pretty well with that. AJ I don't like those undead types at all. We live by an Air Force base, take a C-130 or F/A-18 out for a midnight ride? That will cure that pesky zombie problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 I don't like those undead types at all. We live by an Air Force base, take a C-130 or F/A-18 out for a midnight ride? That will cure that pesky zombie problem. Oooooo.! AC-130? Actually, I can fly the plane, if you can fire the gun. AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Houston # 35508 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/LoneRiderLeather/PBR_Mark_II_forward_twin_MG.jpg http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/LoneRiderLeather/quad50.jpg http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/LoneRiderLeather/saigadrum.jpg Any of these will work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 If you watched last season's The Walking Dead you would have seen that, in episode 2 I believe, Deputy Grimes was trapped inside an out of gas M1 while surrounded by Hundreds of Walkers. You need to stay mobile and fast in Zombie territory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff30/subdjoe/990102856_0011.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Ok. I need to quit replying to my own posts. But I do like Woody Harrelson. Doesn't he have a knack for acting like he's tough and scary, when in reality he's tough and friendly? AJ Oh heck no your replies are better than what I was thinking.. lol... So, if I load up my water gun with toothpaste I will be safe, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 If you watched last season's The Walking Dead you would have seen that, in episode 2 I believe, Deputy Grimes was trapped inside an out of gas M1 while surrounded by Hundreds of Walkers. You need to stay mobile and fast in Zombie territory! I saw the original night of the walking dead, then a few years later they bought it back.. only this time the zombies where in a mall.. lol.. I was scared and then suddenly the started falling off the escalater steps.. okay it took me 15 minutes to stop laughing.. lol.. The usher came over to visit twice.. lol Now the exocist.. different story.. I was so scared I shook when I went into a dark area alone for months... some thing too real about that stuff.. Zombies, frankinsteins, vanpires, I can handle, I might jump or scream, . but things that could be real.. I am totally scared to the bone.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 Oh heck no your replies are better than what I was thinking.. lol... So, if I load up my water gun with toothpaste I will be safe, right? Yes! I believe that is the right thing to do. Or one of those mega-size squirt guns? Load it up with mouth wash...! Like that. AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Yeah, a warthog should do in a fair number of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 I saw the original night of the walking dead, then a few years later they bought it back.. only this time the zombies where in a mall.. lol.. I was scared and then suddenly the started falling off the escalater steps.. okay it took me 15 minutes to stop laughing.. lol.. The usher came over to visit twice.. lol Now the exocist.. different story.. I was so scared I shook when I went into a dark area alone for months... some thing too real about that stuff.. Zombies, frankinsteins, vanpires, I can handle, I might jump or scream, . but things that could be real.. I am totally scared to the bone.. Ok. When I was little, the Exorcist did scare me some, but it felt like in a good way. Stuff like warewolf movies and Frankenstein, were only mild thrillers, until that newness wore off. No go there. The scariest movie I ever saw was Jaws—because it is a real thing that can happen, I think. You know where most people are eaten by sharks? In between their teeth. AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 I saw the original night of the walking dead, then a few years later they bought it back.. only this time the zombies where in a mall.. lol.. I was scared and then suddenly the started falling off the escalater steps.. okay it took me 15 minutes to stop laughing.. lol.. The usher came over to visit twice.. lol Now the exocist.. different story.. I was so scared I shook when I went into a dark area alone for months... some thing too real about that stuff.. Zombies, frankinsteins, vanpires, I can handle, I might jump or scream, . but things that could be real.. I am totally scared to the bone.. Ok. When I was little, the Exorcist did scare me some, but it felt like in a good way. Stuff like warewolf movies and Frankenstein, were only mild thrillers, until that newness wore off. No go there. The scariest movie I ever saw was Jaws—because it is a real thing that can happen, I think. You know where most people are eaten by sharks? In between their teeth. AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Yes! I believe that is the right thing to do. Or one of those mega-size squirt guns? Load it up with mouth wash...! Like that. AJ Is there a brand I need to buy?? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Ok. When I was little, the Exorcist did scare me some, but it felt like in a good way. Stuff like warewolf movies and Frankenstein, were only mild thrillers, until that newness wore off. No go there. The scariest movie I ever saw was Jaws—because it is a real thing that can happen, I think. You know where most people are eaten by sharks? In between their teeth. AJ Being the youngest I was scared a lot by older brothers. so I guess my fear factor right along with my tickle factor rank pretty high.. lol.. I read the book, then saw the movie for the exorcist.. the book gave me a background, and having spent years in the Catholic church.. hey I was a easy scare.. lol.. But then you have to understand I wanted to be a police officer but I was afraid of the dark. The interesting part is while I do have fears, I would walk the plank into total darkness for family or friends. My father left home when I was only 12, he had little choice, and being the youngest I was still called upon to go into the darkness of the cellar and fix the pump with a swift kick to the belt to get it running again. If there was a bump in the night, I was the one sent out with a shot gun.. I had fears, but I was HUGE when I felt others were in danger.. So, while I am a cowardly chick for for issues related to just me, . I would protect my family and friends behind my skirts with my full force of ammo.. lol... As long as it would last.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Hmmm. Why does being Catholic and bein scared by older brothers go together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Hmmm. Why does being Catholic and bein scared by older brothers go together? It is Catholic and exocist but then we are known for LARGE families.. lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Yeah, a warthog should do in a fair number of them. Until you have to land... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Ok. I need to quit replying to my own posts. But I do like Woody Harrelson. Doesn't he have a knack for acting like he's tough and scary, when in reality he's tough and friendly? AJ He's also pro PETA and anti-gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/LoneRiderLeather/PBR_Mark_II_forward_twin_MG.jpg http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/LoneRiderLeather/quad50.jpg http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/LoneRiderLeather/saigadrum.jpg Any of these will work! We had one of these issued to us in Germany, for pending deployment to Vietnam. http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd133/LoneRiderLeather/quad50.jpg FUN gun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Hmmm. Why does being Catholic and bein scared by older brothers go together? That's what older brothers do. Even Baptists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky Gun Runner SASS 79775 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Doesn't Dillon own a quad 50 in a AA mount? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 So, this must be some primal instinct in teenage boys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Where is Puff the Magic Dragoon when you need him? I still think that a 106 mm RR is good medicine for the zombie. Not so good on collateral damage tho. Slow rate of fire is a disadvantage also. Maybe a quad bofors 40 mm setup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jittery Jim Jonah, SASS #64913L Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 How bout a good old fashioned flame trower? JJ(crispy critters)J-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 How bout a good old fashioned flame trower? JJ(crispy critters)J-D Effective but a pain in the butt to run with and reload. I like a blooper. HE for long range Shotgun rounds if they get close. Ya need to stay on yore toes though. Single shot. Flares are handy for night work and setting fires too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 So you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Catholic big brother zombies? Pretty scary. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 Is there a brand I need to buy?? lol I think zombies are phobic to any mouthwash, just as they are with toothbrushes, toothpaste, soap, showers, lysol, comet, windex, anything. Probably even distilled water freaks 'em out. And in the bed? Clean sheets also ward them off. I mean: Have you ever seen a zombie in the movies attack someone in bed when their sheets were clean? (Like: when the director hasn't slept with the star in that bed?) AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Effective but a pain in the butt to run with and reload. I like a blooper. HE for long range Shotgun rounds if they get close. Ya need to stay on yore toes though. Single shot. Flares are handy for night work and setting fires too. That's the M-79, isn't it? I was talking with an old mortarman last year. He said he kind of keeps up on what is going on and that the M-79 is making a comeback. Can anyone confirm that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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