Presidio Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 Well. Another option is this. If you do get "trapped".....keep on drinking more beer everyday. Then she'll stay young and beautiful for the rest of your happy days! Quote
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 I have been a victim. GG ~ Quote
Whiskey Business Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 YS, you just had to let the cat out of the bag. How do think I got Bucky? Quote
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted July 18, 2011 Author Posted July 18, 2011 What's a date? Well Bob, I don't rightly remember myself. But I think it had something to with cleanin up on Saturday, washing/waxing the 57 chevy, Old spice cologne, 25 cent movies, curfew times, and mad fathers. Quote
SOUTH-PACIFIC,SASS #59402 Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 Deadly Combination ben there doon that in my younger days. been e lot of water pass under the haze gray since then Quote
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 What's a date? A fruit that comes for a date tree. It's sorta like a fig. Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 BBBBUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! Quote
Cypress Sun Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 So thats what happened. Who are you and why do you have the keys to my house? Quote
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 That's why I don't drink. Quote
Professor Tull, SASS #66742 Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 http://youtube.com/watch?v=1zagpJ--BVc Just goes to prove that one of greatest lines ever written for country music, was not wrong! Quote
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 19, 2011 Posted July 19, 2011 Now , just add some whiskey to dat beer..................... KILLER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Ethan Cord Posted July 19, 2011 Posted July 19, 2011 I am not all surprised that this had to be pointed out to the guys that hang out on the "chess.com" forum. It is even more likely that some of those guys are starting to drink beer HOPING this will happen to them!! Hi, you come here often? Huh? What am I carrying? Oh that's just my chess set and slide rule. I take them everywhere. You have to leave already? Ethan (recovering geek) Cord p.s. yes I do have "Chess with Friends" and "Words with Friends" on my iPhone Deadly Combination Quote
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 19, 2011 Posted July 19, 2011 I am not all surprised that this had to be pointed out to the guys that hang out on the "chess.com" forum. It is even more likely that some of those guys are starting to drink beer HOPING this will happen to them!! Hi, you come here often? Huh? What am I carrying? Oh that's just my chess set and slide rule. I take them everywhere. You have to leave already? Ethan (recovering geek) Cord p.s. yes I do have "Chess with Friends" and "Words with Friends" on my iPhone Ethan , I never wood have taken ya fer one of dem geekie types people, folks !! Quote
Deja Vous Posted July 19, 2011 Posted July 19, 2011 Looks like I'm switching to Root Beer Oh, wait a second.. you mean Root Beer does not work.. well now that explains why I go home alone.. lol. Quote
Jittery Jim Jonah, SASS #64913L Posted July 19, 2011 Posted July 19, 2011 (edited) There was saying we had that only supports this shocking revelation.... Ask a guy the morning after how purty was the woman that took him home, if he says "On a scale of 1-10, she was a 12!....." He was victimized, translation 1(1 AM) after 2(2 sixpacks) JJJ-D :ph34r: Edited July 19, 2011 by Jittery Jim Jonah, SASS #64913L Quote
Cypress Sun Posted July 19, 2011 Posted July 19, 2011 Ya know, when leaving a bar with a female at 2:00 am in the morning........perhaps the doorman should ask; "Paper or Plastic". Quote
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted July 19, 2011 Posted July 19, 2011 Oh, wait a second.. you mean Root Beer does not work.. well now that explains why I go home alone.. lol. You gots lottsa love here Ms. Deja Vous ma'am.... GG ~ Quote
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 There was saying we had that only supports this shocking revelation.... Ask a guy the morning after how purty was the woman that took him home, if he says "On a scale of 1-10, she was a 12!....." He was victimized, translation 1(1 AM) after 2(2 sixpacks) JJJ-D :ph34r: Or.... Came in at 2 wif a 10.... Woke up at 10 wif a 2 ! Quote
Deja Vous Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 You gots lottsa love here Ms. Deja Vous ma'am.... GG ~ Ah.. thanks so much.. and I have lots of love in my life too... and the kind i have is exactly the kind a wacky person likes me needs... I mean honestly do you think I would make a good wife handing out A&W to hubbys guy pals from the range? lol. I signed up for a course on how to tell the difference between soda and beer.. Quote
Deja Vous Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 (edited) There was saying we had that only supports this shocking revelation.... Ask a guy the morning after how purty was the woman that took him home, if he says "On a scale of 1-10, she was a 12!....." He was victimized, translation 1(1 AM) after 2(2 sixpacks) JJJ-D :ph34r: uh huh... are you confessing to something JJJ"s..lol. See women can simply use the dim light of a bar to deem a man a 10... or get to know him and not see any flaws... you guys have to spend a lot of cash on Booze to find a girl pretty enough for ya.. lol. My brothers use to say a bag over her head would work.. .. lol.. Guys are victims? Really? lol... Hm.. okay question for ya how many married woman have you had sit on your desk top and lean against ya? How many married women have sent you flowers? How many husbands have threatened you because their wife is out of control and after you? lol.... I rest my case.. Oh, and to be really open... I am NOT talking about SASS guys I have found them to share my morals which is why I love ya all so much.. I am talking about at the work place, in the classroom, at the gym, heck out shopping for lettuce.. Edited July 20, 2011 by Deja Vous Quote
Blue Steel Duke Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 http://youtube.com/watch?v=1zagpJ--BVc Just goes to prove that one of greatest lines ever written for country music, was not wrong! I was thinking more of Willie Nelson's "Went home at 2 with a 10, woke up at 10 with a 2"! BSD Quote
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted July 20, 2011 Author Posted July 20, 2011 (edited) I was thinking more of Willie Nelson's "Went home at 2 with a 10, woke up at 10 with a 2"! BSD [/quote +1 And who sang "The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time"? Moe Bandy, Jerry Lee Lewis or such....I forget? Bet theres more than one on here thats turned into a coyote. Edited July 20, 2011 by Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Quote
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