Red Logan #12252 Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Selling my stuff if I die The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this is..... One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. "I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff." She looked at me intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Bada Bing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EL NEGRO GATO #8178 Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Hey Logan, quick put me in your will, I'll make sure your cowboy stuff is well taken care of LMAO ENG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SASS# 23321 Canelo Kid Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Husband and Wife talking over breakfast - W - If I died today would you re-marry? H - I don't know, maybe. W - Will you marry someone that golfs as I do? H - I don't know, probably. W - Will you let her use my clubs? H - Of course not, she's not left-handed. Safe trails, CKid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Mudd Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Bada Bing! Nice cover, UB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Der ya go ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 Husband and Wife talking over breakfast - W - If I died today would you re-marry? H - I don't know, maybe. W - Will you marry someone that golfs as I do? H - I don't know, probably. W - Will you let her use my clubs? H - Of course not, she's not left-handed. He never heard the fourth question....................... Safe trails, CKid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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