Red Logan #12252 Posted July 12, 2011 Posted July 12, 2011 A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ... Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Marshal Rusty Bore SASS#22739 Posted July 12, 2011 Posted July 12, 2011 Rustys smiles and heads for the batwings before any women folk show up!
Presidio Posted July 12, 2011 Posted July 12, 2011 Nice knowing ya' fer so short a time, Red. But, I'm quietly chuckling on my way out the door, too.
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 12, 2011 Posted July 12, 2011 Yep, that reminds me of the story about the reason women don't pass gas...... Hold the door there fellows.
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 13, 2011 Posted July 13, 2011 Hawk takes a long pull on da Bulliet bottle , looks around, and nods his head. Then takes another drink. Thank God, dey aint no wimmin folk here.
ShadowCatcher Posted July 13, 2011 Posted July 13, 2011 A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ... Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?" So . .here's the thing . . at this exact moment there is another thread going on about a gal who out did Lorena Bobbitt . . and you're talking like this . . I think your hours are numbered, so walk nervous like . . . SC
Deja Vous Posted July 13, 2011 Posted July 13, 2011 A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ... Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?" WTD.. What the DARN?? lol;... a topic I know well.. It does not work, cuz I can't keep my mouth shut, I talk even eating or drinking or swishing.. Deja.
Jittery Jim Jonah, SASS #64913L Posted July 13, 2011 Posted July 13, 2011 WTD.. What the DARN?? lol;... a topic I know well.. It does not work, cuz I can't keep my mouth shut, I talk even eating or drinking or swishing.. Deja. Yea, and it gets messy at times...... JJJ-D :ph34r:
Deja Vous Posted July 13, 2011 Posted July 13, 2011 Yea, and it gets messy at times...... JJJ-D :ph34r: Huh.. you so deserve this.. Do you always wear your shirt inside out, or just to dinner.. ??? lol.. I swear JJJ's if you ever do that again I will take my off at the table to and turn it inside out..
Rye Miles #13621 Posted July 14, 2011 Posted July 14, 2011 WTD.. What the DARN?? lol;... a topic I know well.. It does not work, cuz I can't keep my mouth shut, I talk even eating or drinking or swishing.. Deja. Deja my dad woulda told you to "Mangia astutzazeet"! (eat and shut up) :P
Texas LawDog Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 DEJA, We want pictures posted the next time you do that at the table! "A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words"!
DocWard Posted July 18, 2011 Posted July 18, 2011 Huh.. you so deserve this.. Do you always wear your shirt inside out, or just to dinner.. ??? lol.. I swear JJJ's if you ever do that again I will take my off at the table to and turn it inside out.. Shenanigans! Around these parts, kids say that when someone says they will do something, whether clever, dumb, goofy, what have you, as a way of holding the person to the promise. So now you're stuck.
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted July 19, 2011 Posted July 19, 2011 I double dawg dare ya............................. No...........wait.................... I triple dawg dare ya !
Ethan Cord Posted July 19, 2011 Posted July 19, 2011 If I know Glittery, he is already have shirts made up that look inside out no matter which way he puts them on!
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