Red Logan #12252 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deerskin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. (Some of you may need help with this one.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kid Sopris, Regulator, #3290 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deerskin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. (Some of you may need help with this one.) Damn math majors..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deerskin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. (Some of you may need help with this one.) So, uh... Reds.. could you tell me where baby girls come from? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Mom always said I came from heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Louis Suomi SASS #31905 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Howdy: NOW THAT was funny... :-) STL Suomi ( I like math jokes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Where were you about 35 years ago when I needed that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 So, uh... Reds.. could you tell me where baby girls come from? lol Mommies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Mom always said I came from heaven Choke....sputter....hack!!!! Heaven??!?!?! Haw, haw, haw, haw, haw!!!! Funniest post I've read today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Mom always said I came from heaven Maw always......always said I came from da other place dat starts wif a "H" !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shoer 27979 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 My Dad told me till the day he die that he won me in a poker game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 I was told that a girl was kicked out of the garden by God himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacker, SASS #55963 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Sick math! hurrah for sick math! hurrah for sick math! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conestoga Smith, SASS #18219 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 A play on words worthy of Gilbert and Sullivan! Well, Gilbert anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deerskin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. (Some of you may need help with this one.) Which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Pythagoras was really a Native American Indian and respected member of that long ago lost, albeit the fact they always were, tribe, the F@#ckawees. Q.E.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 But where did a North American Indian get the hide of an African animal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 But where did a North American Indian get the hide of an African animal? Squawl Mart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Squawl Mart :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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