Subdeacon Joe Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Not the brightest bulb on the tree Murphy, who told the court he found gun under a hedge, reportedly fortified himself with several pints of beer, stretched out his left hand, and aimed the gun's barrel. Murphy told the Telegraph that the beer wasn't to blame for his shot taking off more of his finger than he intended. He places blame on the weapon's recoil. Despite the inherent risk of using a gun when a scalpel would do, Murphy told the Yorkshire Post he was surprised by his disfigurement. "I didn't expect to lose my finger as well when I shot it but the gun recoiled and that was it. The wart was gone and so was most of my finger. There was nothing left, so no chance to re-attach it." And this is my reaction: When One Just Won't Do The Job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Freaky weird the things people try to do... GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiowa Kid, SASS #69870L Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Freaky weird the things people try to do... GG ~ The worst thing is he lost his shotgun and will never see it again. KK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 And this is my reaction: When One Just Won't Do The Job http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff295/DocWard_album/FacePalm.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 http://i238.photobuc...um/FacePalm.gif DOH! GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Rusty Bore SASS#22739 Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 I guess he's lucky the wart wasn't on his nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Muley Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 They don't call it Murphy's Law for nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theywalkamongus Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Not the brightest bulb on the tree And this is my reaction: When One Just Won't Do The Job Here is how you get warts to go away with no pain at all. You will need three round river rocks and a draw string bag like tobacco used to come in for roll you on. All you have to do is rub the warts with the three river rocks put them in the bag spit on the rocks in the bag, draw it up tight and tie it then you have to throw out at a cross road and don’t look back. If you look back the warts will not go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 I removed the one on my index finger the hard way, too. Got caught and ripped it off. Did bleed like a stuck hog for awhile, though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 The worst thing is he lost his shotgun and will never see it again. KK Actually, I think loosing his gun is probably the best thing that could happen to him. I would be concerned to have him as a neighbor, offering to perform the same removal on me........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Let me get this straight. He found a Benelli shotgun under a hedge (yeah, right!)? Man, I must not be livin' right. Guess I gotta go get me a wart and some beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, YOU JUST CAN'T FIX STUPID! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY, YOU JUST CAN'T FIX STUPID! It was lot easier when cars still had those big hood ornaments: http://www.picturearchive.co.za/Images/large_1956+Pontiac+Hood+Ornament%3Dvicki%3D.jpg A lot of times it was self fixing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 DOH! GG ~ Glad someone liked it! When I found that, it just seemed to sum up so many situations, I had to keep it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 http://i238.photobuc...um/FacePalm.gif rotfl... that about says it all.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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