Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 An elderly gentleman was invited to his a friends home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his friend preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms: "Honey," "My love," "Darling," "Sweetheart," "Pumpkin," etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly they were still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the visiting gentleman leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that after all these years you still love your wife and call her those sweet names." The host hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said sadly. "I only call her those names because I forgot her real name about 10 years ago!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 The farmer's son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in all kinds of different directions, but the determined son walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst. "Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find twelve of them." "Well, you done a good job, son," the farmer beamed. "You left with seven." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Good ones, thanks. an yer rite... somedays I gotta check ta make shore I dint stumble inta tha Wire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozarks Monte, SASS #66019 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Good ones, thanks. an yer rite... somedays I gotta check ta make shore I dint stumble inta tha Wire. Ain't That So Right!! Thanks To Mo Hare For The Giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Good ones, thanks. an yer rite... somedays I gotta check ta make shore I dint stumble inta tha Wire. Do you stumble a lot, Bobb? Or just when your are imbibing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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