Red Logan #12252 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 This story is perfectly logical to Males….. Females? A wife asks her husband, "Please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why in the world did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 So? Makes sense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 What's her problem anyway, he followed her instructions to the letter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 What's her problem anyway, he followed her instructions to the letter! Yep, and he'll still have a dent in his noggin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Yep, and he'll still have a dent in his noggin! Rule #1. She's right and you're wrong.. Rule #2. Refer to Rule #1. You ain't never gonna win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 ..... if we had some eggs we could have ham'n'eggs, ....... if we had some ham ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 This story is perfectly logical to Males….. Females? A wife asks her husband, "Please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why in the world did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs." ......... actually this sort of reminds me of how some stage instructions have been written ... .............. AND then interpreted .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Rule #1. She's right and you're wrong.. Rule #2. Refer to Rule #1. You ain't never gonna win. For explanation, see tag line below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Ham and Eggs....a life commitment for a Pig...a day's work for a chicken. Just sayin' Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Meadows, SASS#18501 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 WB for President!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Ham and Eggs....a life commitment for a Pig...a day's work for a chicken. Just sayin' Big Jake Two maybe three days work for the chicken if she knows what's good for her. Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I'll vote fer ya, Whiskey Girl. I hope that ain't political, Mr. Harris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 HERE............HERE !!! Ya got my vote, der WB !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 This story is perfectly logical to Males….. Females? A wife asks her husband, "Please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why in the world did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs." When I read it, I was thinking: Is he supposed to get six individual eggs, or six cartons of eggs? Aunt Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 When I read it, I was thinking: Is he supposed to get six individual eggs, or six cartons of eggs? Aunt Jen Guessin six individual eggs, unless your 12 and it's Halloween. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Being the farmers daughter I would say buy enough land where you can raise your own chickens and a a dairy cow, ends the confussion at the market.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eamon Chute Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x460/Whiskey_Business/campaign-1.jpg Well heck! Not only would I vote for ya', I'll be in your cabinet! Provided it's well stocked with whiskey that is..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Sounds like you're qualified EC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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