Bucky Buscadero, SASS #73085 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Another thread got me wondering. If you wanted to name a fictional character with an everyday "normal" name, and were also of a sensitive nature that didn't want to offend anyone who ever new a real person by that name, could you come up with one? I thought a minute and made up a name I had never heard of - "Bartholomew Jones". I just Googled it and came up with over 7 million hits. So here's the challenge: Invent a name. Google it. First name that returns fewer than 500,000 hits wins. Only 1 rule (so far, but I am sure some devious minds will induce some additions): The name cannot be so over the top as to be unbelievable . Bucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 gabby winklestein - 505 results, first try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Do I win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hanger #3720LR Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Here ya go. Abagail Snuffbucket Abagail is normal or common. Went to school with a kid with last name Snuffbucket. Google Search brings up 7 and none related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 gerry markinson - About 103,000 results, took a few more trys to get this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Nice one Cliffy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Buscadero, SASS #73085 Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 gabby winklestein - 505 results, first try. Grizz, no fair using the "Easy Button". That was too quick. I either made the rules too easy or Grizz is a whiz. We have a winner, folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Buscadero, SASS #73085 Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 Here ya go. Abagail Snuffbucket Abagail is normal or common. Went to school with a kid with last name Snuffbucket. Google Search brings up 7 and none related. That is a more than honorable 2nd place. Only missed first place by a post. Most unusual name I ever came across - while working as a drug store courier in college, had a customer named - Human Klump! Always wondered what the story was behind that name. Bucky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Bucky, ask my family or close friends, google and I are tight. I seem to have a knock of finding things when others come up empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubborn Dutchman, SASS # 61363 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Try this one; Buford Dippler 4 results but none connected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hanger #3720LR Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 By 16 minutes, Grizzly Dave is first to post his name with less than 500,000 hits. Good job Dave. Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tucker T Fudpucker Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Tried a name that I made up years ago and can find the first and last name but not together. Grezilda Ekendorf. Now Abigale Snufflebucket that's funny I don't care who you are!! Tucker T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 a hint I often forget is to put quotes around your search string plain old Grizzly Dave products lots of results but "Grizzly Dave" comes up with far fewer weeding out pages that have both words, but not together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jittery Jim Jonah, SASS #64913L Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Wilford Snickle 0 hits on google! Wilford was common in the 19th century in England... JJJ-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scatterbrain Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Here ya go. Abagail Snuffbucket Abagail is normal or common. Went to school with a kid with last name Snuffbucket. Google Search brings up 7 and none related. Sounds like a Dickens character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jittery Jim Jonah, SASS #64913L Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Turns out the whole family is nowhere to be found>> Wife: Ima Snickle Son: Bennie Snickle Daughter: Irma Snickle JJJ-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Hi guys. Mind if I come in an sit a spell? Names: Quasi realistic? Gertie Mae Weinstein, no hits at all. However, I have a sense of humor about me, so I think up other, more descriptive names: Gretta Guff, none Colonel Bark, 508 Officer Steel, 38,200 Abby Crabbe, 31 John Smith, 14,000,000 Hilly Whimsy, none de Jarno "Grill" Hammeister, the third, earl of Ground Beef, Sussex. None Mildred Stearns (school marm), 1,000 Sheriff Hardass, 9 There's a start. Hope they didn't put you to sleep. Aunt Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Buscadero, SASS #73085 Posted June 4, 2011 Author Share Posted June 4, 2011 Hi guys. Mind if I come in an sit a spell? ...... de Jarno "Grill" Hammeister, the third, earl of Ground Beef, Sussex. None ..... Now That's some name! Makes me imagine someone that knows his food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scatterbrain Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I googled my own name and only got 76 hits. That should be worthy of an honorable mention or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardin Morningwood Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Does it count if the name you create only comes up with hits related to you creating it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Cliffy, We had a shooter who went by the alias of Bill Snuffbucket. Great name, great guy. Cancer got him last year. AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 I Googled a character from my books, Cherokee John Diamond. John Diamond (Without the nickname in front) has over 7,000,000 hits, but Cherokee John Diamond had fewer, and was the second entry listed with a reference to Cavanaugh: The Last Bounty, my second book. The first also didn't have "Cherokee" in front of it. I don't win, but I got major bragging rights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasted Cap Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 0 hits on Samantha Fatherlos. That is my real last name, seriously. Just added a first name that has never been used in the family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff Oso, SASS #57788L Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 Genuine real name (my own dear mother's) Doris N Watson ZERO hits on Google Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheriff Oso, SASS #57788L Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 my own nickname (not SASS alias) netted 3, one of which was me. Reedotorpedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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