Subdeacon Joe Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School. “Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang,” he gleamed with pride. “When did you graduate?” I asked. He answered, “In 1975. Why do you ask?” You were in my class!” I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, lard-butted, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-sea cook asked, “What did you teach???” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Quigley SASS #32802 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Another good reason to own a weapon.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I bet she got that dentist visit for free. ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Or had to pay the cost of a lawyer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 lol.. or did some time in jail.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Welcome to our world, Alice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Guess maybe it beats the alternative. "Everbody wanna go to Heaven, but nobody wanna go NOW." Kenny Chesney JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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