Guesssin' a couple decimals off

[Presidio]

And they're still listening to this nut!?!?!?!?

 

 

 

 

 

ALAMEDA, Calif. (AP) — California preacher Harold Camping says his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day actually will come on October 21.

 

The independent Christian radio host said Monday the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted.

 

Camping says he felt so terrible when his doomsday prediction did not come true on Saturday that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife.

 

Camping, an 89-year-old retired civil engineer, appeared publically for the first Monday night.

 

Rather than give his normal daily broadcast, Camping made a special statement before the press at the Oakland headquarters of the media empire that has broadcast his message.

[EE Taft]

And they're still listening to this nut!?!?!?!?

 

 

 

 

 

ALAMEDA, Calif. (AP) — California preacher Harold Camping says his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day actually will come on October 21.

 

The independent Christian radio host said Monday the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted.

 

Camping says he felt so terrible when his doomsday prediction did not come true on Saturday that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife.Camping, an 89-year-old retired civil engineer, appeared publically for the first Monday night.

 

Rather than give his normal daily broadcast, Camping made a special statement before the press at the Oakland headquarters of the media empire that has broadcast his message.

 

 

I think it was because of all the folks standing outside his house pointing and laughing!

 

~EE Taft~

[Whiskey Business]

And they're still listening to this nut!?!?!?!?

 

 

 

 

 

ALAMEDA, Calif. (AP) — California preacher Harold Camping says his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day actually will come on October 21.

 

The independent Christian radio host said Monday the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted.

 

Camping says he felt so terrible when his doomsday prediction did not come true on Saturday that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife.

 

Camping, an 89-year-old retired civil engineer, appeared publically for the first Monday night.

 

Rather than give his normal daily broadcast, Camping made a special statement before the press at the Oakland headquarters of the media empire that has broadcast his message.

 

:lol: :lol:

[Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663]

Deuteronomy 18:22 (KJV)

When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that [is] the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, [but] the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.

[Waimea]

Deuteronomy 18:22 (KJV)

When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that [is] the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, [but] the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.

 

OK Birdgun, you started it.

 

Mark 13:32

But of that day and [that] hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.

 

Seems pretty clear to me:

Ain't nobody knows when.

If they say they do, they're a LIAR.

Take it to the bank.

 

Waimea

 

Edited May 24, 2011 by Waimea

[Duffield, SASS #23454]

Just because no one that any of us knew was richeous to be called home does not mean that the rapture did not happen.

[Utah Bob #35998]

I wonder if he took refuge in a Best Western.....oh wait....that's another thread.

[Aunt Jen]

And they're still listening to this nut!?!?!?!?

 

 

 

 

 

ALAMEDA, Calif. (AP) — California preacher Harold Camping says his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day actually will come on October 21.

 

The independent Christian radio host said Monday the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted.

 

Camping says he felt so terrible when his doomsday prediction did not come true on Saturday that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife.

 

Camping, an 89-year-old retired civil engineer, appeared publically for the first Monday night.

 

Rather than give his normal daily broadcast, Camping made a special statement before the press at the Oakland headquarters of the media empire that has broadcast his message.

 

Oh for Goodness Sake, as I'd say. "Crimanee-Antley," as my mom would say. "Land o' Goshen," as my grandma would say.

 

You mean we gotta go through all that again? This end-of-the-world stuff is going to wear out my lawn mower.

 

You know, I stop mowing the yard every time the world is going to come to an end. Because, like, why? So then it's two feet tall after we're still here, and I gotta work the mower through it, slipping the clutch in first gear because I have to go so slow.

 

I'd like to make a motion that all the end-of-the-world guys get together and form a union, work out a date that is good for all of them. It'd be a lot easier on my mower.

 

Otherwise, I'll have to get a goat.

 

Aunt Jen

[Apache Hawk 60642]

Oh for Goodness Sake, as I'd say. "Crimanee-Antley," as my mom would say. "Land o' Goshen," as my grandma would say.

 

You mean we gotta go through all that again? This end-of-the-world stuff is going to wear out my lawn mower.

 

You know, I stop mowing the yard every time the world is going to come to an end. Because, like, why? So then it's two feet tall after we're still here, and I gotta work the mower through it, slipping the clutch in first gear because I have to go so slow.

 

I'd like to make a motion that all the end-of-the-world guys get together and form a union, work out a date that is good for all of them. It'd be a lot easier on my mower.

 

Otherwise, I'll have to get a goat.

 

Aunt Jen

 

Remember dem folk dat sold all dey had and give away der money cuz aliens was coming here to take folks home ??

 

SHEEZZ....GIVE ME YUR MONEY FOLKS !! DA WORLD'S COMIN'TO A END MARCH 11, 2011 !!

Oh, wait...dat date has come and gone. Bottles, nother round of Bulliet here.

[Jack Houston # 35508]

Nope :angry:

Cannot be before Comin' AtCha"

 

After is OK!

[Whiskey Business]

OKAY! There is always gonna be some moron saying that the world is comin to the end. Has not happened yet, obviously. Only upside to this rapture stuff is an excuse to drink. Bottles!

[Yellowhouse Sam # 25171]

Gotta be a Doomsday Daquiri for sure. Guys got bad timing cause I'm gonna have to mow else not even angles could get through this mess.

[Deja Vous]

OK Birdgun, you started it.

 

Mark 13:32

But of that day and [that] hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.

 

Seems pretty clear to me:

Ain't nobody knows when.

If they say they do, they're a LIAR.

Take it to the bank.

 

Waimea

 

 

Exactly some friends and I were discussing this yesterday... This guy didn't read the book I guess? lol

[Deja Vous]

Gotta be a Doomsday Daquiri for sure. Guys got bad timing cause I'm gonna have to mow else not even angles could get through this mess.

 

 

Yellowhouses... buy a rider, you won't have to make a payment and they can't repo it for a while.. you might make it to Oct.. lol

[Long Branch Louie]

He said some baloney about the "spiritual rapture" took place Sat. and the real one will be in October. So I guess there's a bunch of folks walking around with no spirit right now. Wish I was smart enough to get people to send me millions of dollars....

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

At least this one is convenient. It can spare me the trouble of laying in supplies for next winter.

[Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663]

He said some baloney about the "spiritual rapture" took place Sat. and the real one will be in October. So I guess there's a bunch of folks walking around with no spirit right now. Wish I was smart enough to get people to send me millions of dollars....

Well ever since Saturday I haven't felt like I'm all here.

[Noz]

Well ever since Saturday I haven't felt like I'm all here.

 

We know that!

[S. Quentin Quale, Esq. SASS 9953]

Well, according to one report I saw, the boy managed to garner $18 Million in donations. I wonder if he'll send the money back in October when that doesn't happen?

 

In alternative, at least he got his retirement fund nicely set up. I hope he lives out his days happlily 'cause I suspect that St. Peter is going to have real bad news for him when he checks in at the Pearly Gates.

 

Maybe Ron White is a Prophet For Our Time when he observes, "You can't fix stupid."

 

SQQ

[Utah Bob #35998]

He said some baloney about the "spiritual rapture" took place Sat. and the real one will be in October. So I guess there's a bunch of folks walking around with no spirit right now. Wish I was smart enough to get people to send me millions of dollars....

 

That would make them....ZOMBIES!!

I knew it! The CDC was right. Carol get the freeze dried food out and fetch my rifle!

[Utah Bob #35998]

Well, according to one report I saw, the boy managed to garner $18 Million in donations. I wonder if he'll send the money back in October when that doesn't happen?

 

In alternative, at least he got his retirement fund nicely set up. I hope he lives out his days happlily 'cause I suspect that St. Peter is going to have real bad news for him when he checks in at the Pearly Gates.

 

Maybe Ron White is a Prophet For Our Time when he observes, "You can't fix stupid."

 

SQQ

 

The money has already risen.

To his bank account.

[Subdeacon Joe]

The real irony is that all the people who make predictions like this insist that they believe the Bible is the exact, literal, true Word of God. Yet they ignore things like the quotes above, and the passabges that warn against personal interpretation of Scripture. Yet they (claim to) follow the Bible exactly.