DocWard Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways? What do people in China call Chinese food? What does a nauga look like, and why is their hide better than regular leather? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Same reason he doesn't have any body hair. Forty Rod, you know Tarsan much too well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Tarzan doesn't have a beard because he shaves. It explains it in the first book. When hair started to grow on his face he was afraid he was turning into an ape, so he used his dead-father's knife to remove it. That's also why is hair doesn't reach to the ground. Cuts it off with the same knife. What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Supper. East is a direction, not a location. You can get someplace west of you, eventually, by heading East, but you can't head East until you are heading West. Don't work that way. What do you get when an irresistible force meets an immovable object? Immeasurable heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Do you think that the Campbell Soup Company will ever come out with a large print alphabet soup for seniors? What was the best thing before sliced bread? What if an unstoppable force hit an unmovable object? Is it possible for the imponderable to be pondered? What would happen if SASS approved a Baptist Category? I like to work things out, so: 1. They could, but they'd be more fattening. 2. That would have been ripped-apart-by-dirty-hands bread, but it was never very popular. 3. You mean like Carol Burnett fawning over Lyle Waggoner? It'd be an incomparable smash, I believe. Probably produce some new sub-atomic particles. 4. Yes, if there are, indeed, infinite universes. Just like it's possible one particle can be in two places at the same time, I'm guessing. Aunt Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 OK. I have a question: If the atmosphere is only 20.95 oxygen, why is it evenly distributed? Why is it I could take a breath at Meteor Crater in AZ, and get basically the same oxygen I get if I take a breath in Milan? (Guessing, as I've never been to Milan.) Why can a jet fly along getting the same thrust? Why not get more or less thrust at times due to more or less O2 at that particular point on its travels? Or maybe even have its engines stop due to lack of O2 at some time? Aunt Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Buy you a drink Aunt Jen? Seems you need one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt Jen Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Buy you a drink Aunt Jen? Seems you need one! Love to, Whiskey. If we're in a sawdust saloon, I'll take some Jim Beam. If we're in something more versatile, I'll have a strawberry margarita, no salt. What will you have? Aunt Jen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 How long is a piece of string? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowCatcher Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? I'm not sure, but I know a sham is a fake, so would you want to keep using shampoo, or the real stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie MacNeil, SASS #48580 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 If you have ten odds and ends on a table, and nine fall off, what's left, an odd or an end? If you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 I'm not sure, but I know a sham is a fake, so would you want to keep using shampoo, or the real stuff? I think the shampoo smells better than real poo. But that's just me. And how much wood would a woodchuck chuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Maybe I just THOUGHT I was hanging out with grown ups :-> I love you guys you make me smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helda Huginkiss #23799 Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Can you be in Cahoots.. alone? Or what do you wear when you are in.. Cognito? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 How long is a piece of string? Twice as long as half of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Does 2,000 lbs. of Chinese soup equal won ton? ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Masked Man Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Pondering the imponderable If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? Because we are effed by the ineffable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Does the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter equal Eskimo Pi? ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 24, 2011 Author Share Posted May 24, 2011 How long is a piece of string? How deep is a hole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 How deep is a hole? Don't know 'bout that, but I do know that if someone takes half of a whole, they take the whole half. Just sayin'..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 From beyond the grave.....George Carlin smiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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