Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Complicated Lady Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Pondering the imponderable... Is that the same as mentioning the unmentionables?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 23, 2011 Author Share Posted May 23, 2011 Pondering the imponderable... Is that the same as mentioning the unmentionables?? No I would not mention those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 They are doing it really really really slowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 ...it goes to show that you can't believe everything you see or hear.... ...the corollary is, follow the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 That just boggles the mind. (Has anyone ever actually seen a mind being boggled?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 It is to ponderous a subject to ponder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Do you think that the Campbell Soup Company will ever come out with a large print alphabet soup for seniors? What was the best thing before sliced bread? What if an unstoppable force hit an unmovable object? Is it possible for the imponderable to be pondered? What would happen if SASS approved a Baptist Category? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 What would happen if SASS approved a Baptist Category? That would trigger the Rapture that seemed to have been delayed on Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay Mosby Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Do you think that the Campbell Soup Company will ever come out with a large print alphabet soup for seniors? What was the best thing before sliced bread? What if an unstoppable force hit an unmovable object? Is it possible for the imponderable to be pondered? What would happen if SASS approved a Baptist Category? No, because they'd have to put it in a bigger can. Canned peaches Cats would start chasing dogs and government officials would be worth the powder to blow them up The Lutherans would probably get cranky about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 What would happen if SASS approved a Baptist Category? They wouldn't be able to shoot on Sunday. The prayer before the match would be 2 hours long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SASS# 23321 Canelo Kid Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 I thought my Campbell's soup was haunted because it spelled out "Ooooooooooo". Turns out I was havin' Spagetti-O's. Safe trails, CKid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Why is there no blue food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helda Huginkiss #23799 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Why is there no blue food? The smurfs ate it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 The smurfs ate it all. Hilda, if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helda Huginkiss #23799 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Hilda, if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Ohh .. Let me ponder that a while.. mmmm...ponder as I wander,... I know bring me a smurf.. and I'll Find out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 What happens when a muse is amused? Or unamused for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie MacNeil, SASS #48580 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Is it possible to unscrew the inscrutable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 I've been scared half to death more than once. Why am I still alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? Because they raise prices every night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Do you think that the Campbell Soup Company will ever come out with a large print alphabet soup for seniors? If they think there is a profit in it, then yes. What was the best thing before sliced bread? Bread What if an unstoppable force hit an unmovable object? The acknowledgement of the existence of one eliminates the possibility of the existence of the other. Is it possible for the imponderable to be pondered? So long as you don't pander to it. What would happen if SASS approved a Baptist Category? Then I would lobby for the Buddhist Category so I can dress as Kwai Chang Caine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowCatcher Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Pondering the imponderable... Is that the same as mentioning the unmentionables?? I'll just ponder the unmentionables . . . SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 I'll just ponder the unmentionables . . . SC Since we've already mentioned the imponderables, it only seems fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Why do the words inflammable and flammable have the same meaning? Shouldn't inflammable mean not flammable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 If a tree falls on a lawyer in the woods, are people still happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 If they think there is a profit in it, then yes. Bread The acknowledgement of the existence of one eliminates the possibility of the existence of the other. So long as you don't pander to it. Then I would lobby for the Buddhist Category so I can dress as Kwai Chang Caine.[/b][/font][/size][/color] Gunzilla does that frequently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Why don't we count: 10 - onety 11 - onety one 12 - onety two 13 - onety three 14 - onety four ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Phil DeGrave SASS #55202 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Then most of the people would leave the room when we got to the TWOOTIES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Why is there no blue food? Check out Jell-O! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Same reason he doesn't have any body hair. Prolly wears a toop, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Then most of the people would leave the room when we got to the TWOOTIES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted May 23, 2011 Author Share Posted May 23, 2011 Why is there no blue food? mashed smurf roasted smurf sauteed smurf poached smurf fried smurf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Cord Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 How far east can you go before you're heading west? When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full? What do people in China call their good plates? Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off? Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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