Deja Vous Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Will be the end, I guess.. So, I quit my job today, and I am heading for a gun auction to buy one of everything.. Next I am going out to eat and run up my charge cards like there will not be a tomorrow.. cuz they say there won't be. Uh.. you guys will bail me out if I am wrong, right?? lol Quote
Whiskey Business Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Sorry, already maxed out my cards, seeing as I won't have to worry about the bills. Oh, wait, these END OF THE WORLD people are always wrong. Every year. Quote
Deja Vous Posted May 21, 2011 Author Posted May 21, 2011 Sorry, already maxed out my cards, seeing as I won't have to worry about the bills. Oh, wait, these END OF THE WORLD people are always wrong. Every year. Rotf... yeah.. it was my topic of discussion today.. and I coined a whole new phrase today... "pile of dog dough" ... lol.. Sort of in reference to the pending end of the world... Now if aliens were invading I would have to kill my self off so they won't get me. But this, well, I will simply wait for the end.. lol Quote
Texas Lizard Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Will be the end, I guess.. So, I quit my job today, and I am heading for a gun auction to buy one of everything.. Next I am going out to eat and run up my charge cards like there will not be a tomorrow.. cuz they say there won't be. Uh.. you guys will bail me out if I am wrong, right?? lol I guess I'm going to be all alone on Sunday at the range... Texas Lizard Quote
Aunt Jen Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Well, lets see: Today, I orbited the planet in the space shuttle a few times, to prove it's round ate all the spaghetti I wanted did not drink a bit so I could savor my moments shared true friendship with someone I didn't know held my loved ones like I shoulda done every day tried to attune my consciousness with the cosmos, in anticipation of meeting it differently, soon didn't carry out the trash sold stock in Apple and will be holding my husband's hand all the way through it. Aunt Jen Quote
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Will be the end, I guess.. So, I quit my job today, and I am heading for a gun auction to buy one of everything.. Next I am going out to eat and run up my charge cards like there will not be a tomorrow.. cuz they say there won't be. Uh.. you guys will bail me out if I am wrong, right?? lol Don't worry none......I'll be rat beside ya in da next cell ! Quote
Oklahomabound Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 (edited) ...let's see, the Lord willing, I'll be picking up several "nukes" of bees and taking them back to the house. Then around 1800 hours or so, will be placing the ladies in their new homes-that is taking the frames from one of the nukes and placing them in their first brood box so the queen can grow her new colony. And then repeating the process several more times. Then limit the size of their access to their new home along with a sugar water feeder and they'll be all set up. Edited May 21, 2011 by Oklahomabound Quote
Deja Vous Posted May 21, 2011 Author Posted May 21, 2011 I guess I'm going to be all alone on Sunday at the range... Texas Lizard Hey you.. lol... I am not shooting Sunday, but I will be stopping by for a bit before JJJ's and I go see Randy in big varmit land.. lol. I will run over and talk to you the minute I see you!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Not even goin' to bother to brush my teeth tommorrow. Ya see... there's an upside to everthang. ts Quote
Deja Vous Posted May 21, 2011 Author Posted May 21, 2011 Not even goin' to bother to brush my teeth tommorrow. Ya see... there's an upside to everthang. ts lol.. I guess about 6PM it won't matter what ya look or smell like.. so hey, don't shave, dont bathe, and drink all ya want in the saloon.. lol Quote
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 ...let's see, the Lord willing, I'll be picking up several "nukes" of bees and taking them back to the house. Then around 1800 hours or so, will be placing the ladies in their new homes-that is taking the frames from one of the nukes and placing them in their first brood box so the queen can grow her new colony. And then repeating the process several more times. Then limit the size of their access to their new home along with a sugar water feeder and they'll be all set up. Hey OKB, send some of them bees out here. I haven't seen a one and my apple trees and cherry trees are in full bloom. Looks like I might have a small crop. But if the end comes tomorrow, what the heck. Quote
Bama Red Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 This 6 PM thing tomorrow - is it Eastern Time? Greenwich Mean Time? Not that it will make any difference to my heathen soul. Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Well it wasn't 6pm Eastern Standard Time here in Australia ..... maybe it's runnin' late .... Quote
Oklahomabound Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Well it wasn't 6pm Eastern Standard Time here in Australia ..... maybe it's runnin' late .... ...are you yesterday, today, or tomorrow???? This be Saturday, May 21. Quote
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 And me with a Lifetime membership, wonder if the wire will suvive? Last person to leave, be sure to turn the lights out. MT Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 FOR SALE: AUTHENTIC PICTURES OF THE END OF THE WORLD taken with the new camera I bought just for the purpose. I've lived through the end of the world a half dozen times...maybe more...in the last 69 years. I plan on getting up tomorrow like any other day except I'll be that much older. HEY!!! Maybe it will only hit Washington DC and Sacramento. Wouldn't that be great? Quote
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Some of the nuts following Pastor Camping have sold their houses, cars, etc. Why sell anything? Do they take cash in Heaven? One guy said he'd, "I've sold all my worldly possessions". Apparently he has some unworldly possessions he's hanging on to. I'm beginning to believe some of these folks haven't thought this through. Quote
Deja Vous Posted May 21, 2011 Author Posted May 21, 2011 You know I was just thinking... If someone really has to give up a few guns before the end I would be willing to take them off your hands.. Just give me a call. -800-get-guns lol Quote
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 You know I was just thinking... If someone really has to give up a few guns before the end I would be willing to take them off your hands.. Just give me a call. -800-get-guns lol I put several shooting partners in my will, (no kids) to receive my firearms and baseball collection when I'm gone, I bet they hope I go first????? MT Quote
Mad Dog Jack, SASS #77862 Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 I woke up this morning so I guess I'll have to mow the lawn and weed. Darn, thought maybe I wouldn't have to what with people rushing off and all. Did Quote
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Anything for a buck I reckon...lol Somebody be smokin the dope...end of the world today my hinny! GG Quote
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 If one sells all their worldly possessions it's a lie. The money one made is still a worldly possession. Rather...GIVE away the worldly possessions! GG Quote
Bad Hand Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Isn't it amazing that the Bible was able to predict time zones in the US. Quote
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 Bible predicted what...? Nothing to do with Bible. Its man's foolery. GG Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 ...are you yesterday, today, or tomorrow???? This be Saturday, May 21. ............... 6:50am sunday 22nd of May ........... did I miss something ? Quote
texas cowboy Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 By 6 PM tomorrow I should be almost done with my third bottle of ta-kill-ya!!!!! So if somethin do happen-----------I'll be the LAST to know!!!!!!!! Quote
Utah Bob #35998 Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 I think the good parson misplaced a decimal point. Not sure what his excuse was in '94. Quote
Oklahomabound Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 ............... 6:50am sunday 22nd of May ........... did I miss something ? ...naw!!!! ...we still be here... Quote
Whiskey Business Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 You know I was just thinking... If someone really has to give up a few guns before the end I would be willing to take them off your hands.. Just give me a call. -800-get-guns lol I think we can take our guns to heaven. Must be guns in heaven since it says in the Bible "Blessed are the peacemakers." Quote
Trigger Mike Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 The real sad part of his false prophesy is how many folks will use this as an excuse to turn from Christ and serve themselves instead. That is what is wrong with false prophets, they overthrow the faith of some. Quote
Presidio Posted May 21, 2011 Posted May 21, 2011 (edited) Shucks....still got an 1 1/2 to wait fer it. Then I have to be at work by 6:00 PM fer a 12 hour shift. Maybe the parties will die down here by then and I can get some decent sleep Edited May 21, 2011 by Presidio Quote
Captain Long Story, US Cavalry Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 About that Apocalypse thing.... Quote
Rex M Rugers #6621 Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 FOR SALE: AUTHENTIC PICTURES OF THE END OF THE WORLD taken with the new camera I bought just for the purpose. I've lived through the end of the world a half dozen times...maybe more...in the last 69 years. I plan on getting up tomorrow like any other day except I'll be that much older. HEY!!! Maybe it will only hit Washington DC and Sacramento. Wouldn't that be great? Those jaspers in D.C. and Sacramento prolly don't qualify to get Raptured , 4TRod. Rex Quote
Tom Foolery U.S.M. #2348 Posted May 22, 2011 Posted May 22, 2011 It's after 1800hrs. Has it happened yet I can't believe they give air time to idiots like that......................is he a senator???? TF Quote
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