Jump to content
SASS Wire Forum

Favorite lines from a western


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 155
  • Created
  • Last Reply
Guest Tennessee Stud, SASS# 43634 Life

"It's a helluva thing killin' a man... you take away all he's got... and all he's ever gonna have."

 

 

 

 

Can't say as that I got me a favorite movie line... but I think 'bout that one often.

 

ts

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Older monk: It is Lucifer. Lucifer in person!

Trinity: [to Bambino] You know him?

Bambino: No, I've never heard of him. He sounds like a professional from back East.

Trinity: [to Monk] Hmm. Well, this Lucifer or whatever shows up, tell him to go to hell.

 

SS

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Turkey Creek Jack Johnson "Doc, you should be in bed. What the hell are you doing this for?"

 

Doc Holiday "Wyatt Erp is my Friend"

 

Turkey Creek - "Hell, I got lots a friends"

 

Doc - "I don't"

 

 

and on the lighter side

 

Doc HOliday "I know, lets have a spelling contest"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Winchester Jack, SASS #70195

J.W. Grant: You bastard.

Rico: Yes, Sir. In my case an accident of birth. But you, Sir, you're a self-made man.

The Profesionals

 

 

Rico: So what else is on your mind besides hundred-proof women, 'n' ninety-proof whiskey, 'n' fourteen-carat gold?

Bill Dolworth: Amigo, you just wrote my epitaph!

The Profesionals

 

Cole: Did you get him?

Mississippi: Who?

Cole: The fella that ran outta the church!

Mississippi: Well, yes and no.

Cole: Yes and no? Did you or didn't you?

Mississippi: I hit the sign, and the sign hit him.

Cole: Well, that's great.

Mississippi: He was limping when he left!

Cole: He was limping when he got here!

ElDorado

Link to comment
Share on other sites

said with true gusto and meaning

and a long pause

 

well

 

 

 

 

bye

 

what movie was it???????????????????????????????//

I met the fellers at EOT one year

that was

 

well..........pause

super kool

Link to comment
Share on other sites

said with true gusto and meaning

and a long pause

 

well

 

 

 

 

bye

 

what movie was it???????????????????????????????//

I met the fellers at EOT one year

that was

 

well..........pause

super kool

Tombstone......Curley Bill (Powers Booth) to Wyatt Earp (Kirk Russell)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Little Bill Daggett: I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house.

Will Munny: Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.

 

Little Bill Daggett: You just shot an unarmed man.

Will Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

From "Crossfire Trail"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

Joe Gill: [sees J.T. working on a horse's hoof] "Better slow down there, young fella."

 

J.T. Langston: "What difference does it make?"

 

Joe Gill: "Well, see, if you take your time... you get a more harmonious outcome."

 

;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Winchester Jack, SASS #70195

This ain't Dodge City. And you ain't Bill Hickok

 

 

Crazy Cora: You know, if we're lost, you can tell me.

Matthew Quigley: We're lost.

Crazy Cora: I can take bad news. Just tell me straight.

Matthew Quigley: I don't know where the hell we are.

Crazy Cora: No sense takin' time to make it sound better than it is.

Matthew Quigley: I reckon we're goin' in circles.

Crazy Cora: Wire things up and I'll see right through. So, just tell me honestly. Are we lost?

Matthew Quigley: Nope. I know exactly where we are.

Crazy Cora: That's good, 'cause, frankly, I was gettin' a little worried.

Matthew Quigley: I don't know where we're goin', but there's no sense bein' late.

 

 

Major Ashley-Pitt: In our experience, Americans are uncouth misfits who should be run out of their own barbaric country.

Matthew Quigley: Well, Lieutenant...

Major Ashley-Pitt: Major.

Matthew Quigley: Major. We already run the misfits outta our country. We sent 'em back to England.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

From Deadwood Season 1 Episode 1

 

Ellsworth to Swearingen- Damn it Swearingen I don't don't trust you as far as I could thow you, but I enjoy the way you lie!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

“You set foot in Blanco Canyon once more, and this country’s gonna run red with blood, 'till there ain’t one of us left.

Now I don’t hold mine’s so precious... so if you want to start... start now!”

 

...................

 

Mister, you've got some hard bark on you.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"Fill your hands you Son Of a B$#@^"

The Duke True Grit.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the United States."

 

 

"No I can't shoot! And you made me climb that thing for nothing!"

 

"Sober up you dirty bastard, or I'll kill ya!"

 

"Lord, help this no good atheist to shoot straight!"

 

"Get three coffins ready."

 

"My mistake, four coffins."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Betsy Potter: Let's try some arithmetic. If you had six apples and your neighbor took three apples. What would you have?

Evil Roy Slade: A dead neighbor and all six apples.

 

"Evil Roy Slade" had more great quotes than you can shake a stick at after you poked a dead badger with it and then wiped half the guts off.

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067072/quotes

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Monte Walsh : Cowboys don't get married, unless they stop being cowboys.

 

B)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"candygram for mongo"..................."fill your hand you son of a b----"............"who are those guys" .............."hows it on stains"...so many

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, mine goes back to the earlier True Grit. John Wayne says to ol' Ned Pepper, "Fill you hand you son of a B**ch!" One of the first times Mr. Wayne cursed in a movie. Laughed a big 'un I did!

 

Brazos :lol:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"Did you bring any gold or silver with you Mr. Chisum?..........No, just lead!" (John Wayne)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[After beating a man nearly to death for hitting Newt he climbs on his horse and looks at the horrified towns people]

" I Ate Rude Behavior In A Man. I Won't Tolerate It"

Captain Woodrow Call - Lonesome Dove

Link to comment
Share on other sites

From the The Magnificent Seven

 

Steve McQueen as Vin: "Did you get elected?"

 

Yul Brynner as Chris: "No,but I got nominated real good."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Winchester Jack, SASS #70195

Our last sheriff was a good organizer. Yellow clear through, but a good

Support your Local Sheriff

 

I have two guns, one for each of ya.

Tombstone

 

Hey, sheriff, you forgot your pants.

Rio Bravo

 

Horace Tabor: Wait a minute! You can't buy a woman for money.

Mad Jack Duncan: You just try and get one without it.

 

Paint Your Wagon

Link to comment
Share on other sites

What a great list so far!Old Classic lines and a few from the newer westerns!

 

You can see from my signature I am partial to a line or two from Appaloosa with Virgil Cole and Everitt Hitch. When I'm getting focused at the loading table I like to get ready with one of my favorites. "You pull on me, either one of ya - and I'll kill you both!!!!!"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.