BJT Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 From one of the late night talk shows: OBL's last words "I need a house full of SEALs like I need a hole in my head" What have you heard? Barkeep, I will take a Bin Laden, you know, two shots and a splash of water. Cheers, BJT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Jay Leno: The White House says there’s no chance they’ll release the death photos. Unless Obama starts to slip in the polls. Craig Ferguson: I love Mexico. There’s a beautiful island off the coast that has more seals than Osama bin Laden’s bedroom. Jay Leno: Reports say Bin Laden lived in that compound with nine women and 23 children. I'm surprised that wasn't a self-inflicted gunshot wound. David Letterman: In the Osama bin Laden raid, the SEALs sent his image to a satellite facial-recognition system that said there was a 99.9% chance it was Bin Laden. Still, there's that .01% chance it was a ZZ Top guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 DAMMIT! If they killed Billy Gibbons I ain't votin' for him (again). JHC http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.myguitarsolo.com/Players/BillyGibbons.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.myguitarsolo.com/Players/BillyGibbons.htm&h=357&w=236&sz=14&tbnid=D0CtHz1OYFj-SM:&tbnh=121&tbnw=80&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dbilly%2Bgibbons%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=billy+gibbons&usg=__-v1BYKKFJZTPKccegnKJspQfVQg=&sa=X&ei=6WrETZrEJcTh0gHSytnxBw&ved=0CFAQ9QEwBg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burly Bear Fred Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 OBL last text message " BRB someone's @ the door" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 OBL last text message " BRB someone's @ the door" OM Gosh.. I love that one.. lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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